Benji Left This Babe for Paris?!

46. HES GAY! So he got with paris because thats the closest he can get resembling a boy without going public about his gayness. ITS OK TO BE GAY!

Posted at 12:50PM on Feb 29th 2008 by woopoopoo

47. big mistake, benji. by the time he gets bored with parasite, and realizes there is just nothing there, sophie monk will be off with someone smarter and better looking.

Posted at 12:52PM on Feb 29th 2008 by sfgdd

48. The boy is crazy to drop a 10 and start an engagement with a -7. I would need to see the dna of paris to see if she is indeed of the human species. Benji after paris there is no bottom. The toothless fat girl at the bingo parlor will not even go out with you.

Posted at 12:52PM on Feb 29th 2008 by Big Bear

49. Maybe she dumped his ass.

Posted at 2:30PM on Feb 29th 2008 by Anon

50. YEAH, WTF IS WRONG WITH HIM? MAYBE HE'S DUE TO COME OUT WITH AN ALBUM OR SOMETHING AND KNEW USING PARIS IS A QUICK WAY (PARDON THE PUN) TO GET IN THE PRESS. SERIOUSLY THOUGH, I WOULD BE LAUGHING MY ASS OFF IF I WAS SOPHIE. I'M PRETTY SURE THERE IS NO JEALOUSY THERE!

Posted at 2:51PM on Feb 29th 2008 by SHEILA

51. Maybe she dumped HIM.

Posted at 1:06PM on Feb 29th 2008 by Twist.

52. This girl is WAY Hotter than Paris Hilton, what a dumbass!

Posted at 11:45AM on Mar 1st 2008 by ash

53. Hey Quagmire, you are right, the burning sensation down there will last way longer than the so called "relationship!" Bwahh, haaaa! At least, he'll always (and I do mean, always) have the scabs to remember Paris by! Yeah, he prob isn't actually sleeping with Paris...probably just a PR thing....cuz Paris is supposed to be a lesbian. Which reminds me, if Paris is really getting "serviced" by other gals in the bathrooms of these clubs, and "forgets" to shut the stall door, doesn't ANYONE have a camera phone any more?

Posted at 1:11PM on Feb 29th 2008 by PARIS = Prickly Ass Rampant Itchy Scorching

54.

Why would this hot thing even date that ugly tattooed loser in the first place?

This one probably has some deep self esteem issues to lower herself to that guy.

She needs to get out more and meet more interesting people.

Posted at 1:15PM on Feb 29th 2008 by jag

55. My theory or take on him dating Paris... was that is was this big joke- courtesy of Joel & Nicole.... Like they jokingly asked his brother to start dating that skank so he can soon dump her on her nasty a**!

But #46- woopoopoo- THAT'S PERFECT. and pretty funny, and probably true too!

Posted at 1:21PM on Feb 29th 2008 by YankeesRule

56. Hell, she can do way much better than him - hell, let Paris have the ugly ass! Move on girlfriend and find a good looking guy! They won't last - Paris is too much of a damn whore to keep him around for very long! Worthless bitch!

Posted at 1:22PM on Feb 29th 2008 by Jackson

57. What the eff was he thinking???!!!! shes sooo pretty. and she doesnt have man hands or feet!

Posted at 1:22PM on Feb 29th 2008 by chloe

58. I heard that she has B.O.

Posted at 1:39PM on Feb 29th 2008 by BlueJay

59. Sophie is too much woman for Benji (who is BTW the only Benji I know over the age of seven). Don't be sad girlfriend, life has MUCH better in store for you!

Posted at 1:42PM on Feb 29th 2008 by Hyde

60. Believe it or not, Good Charlotte backup singer Benji Madden broke off his engagement to start a press tour relationship with well-worn heiress, Paris Hilton. Makeup-clad punk poser say wha?!


lol EXCELLENT COPY TMZ!! lol

Posted at 1:48PM on Feb 29th 2008 by Em