Lynne Spears -- Back for Britney ... and Starbucks

46. Hey, wouldn't it be great if we found that all that Starbucks coffee is what's been making Brit-Brit so nuts?

Posted at 12:22AM on Mar 1st 2008 by just me

47. i know it is lynn in this video, i am talking about in general, she went to starbucks the other day and it was a madhouse with some brazillian guy in a pink wig trying to give her a gift and paps going nuts. she should let her assistant get her coffee,

Posted at 12:26AM on Mar 1st 2008 by tuna marie

48. My wife is right- I spend too much time on the internet.

Posted at 12:33AM on Mar 1st 2008 by auramac

49. PRESS RELEASE from BARRACK HUSSEIN OBAMA
My fellow Americans.

As your future President I want to thank my supporters, for their... well, support.

Your mindless support of me, despite my complete lack of any legislative achievement, my pastor's relations with Louis Farrakhan and Libyan dictator Moamar Quadafi, or my blatantly leftist voting record while I present myself as some sort of bi-partisan agent of change.

I also like how my supporters claim my youthful drug use and criminal behavior somehow qualifies me for the Presidency after 8 years of claiming Bush's youthful drinking disqualifies him. Your hypocrisy is a beacon of hope shining over a sea of political posing.

I would also like to thank the Kennedy's for coming out in support of me. There's a lot of glamour behind the Kennedy name, even though JFK started the Vietnam War, his brother Robert illegally wiretapped Martin Luther King, Jr. and Teddy killed a teenage girl. And I'm not going anywhere near the cousins, both literally and figuratively.

And I'd like to thank Oprah Winfrey for her support. Her love of meaningless empty platitudes will be the force that propels me to the White House.

Americans should vote for me, not because of my lack of experience or achievement, but because I make people feel good. Voting for me causes some white folk to feel relieved of their imagined, racist guilt.

I say things that sound meaningful, but don't really mean anything because Americans are tired of things having meaning. If things have meaning, then that means you have to think about them.

Americans are tired of thinking.

It's time to shut down the brain, and open up the heart. So when you go to vote in the primaries, remember don't think, just do.

And do it for me.

Thank You.

Posted at 12:38AM on Mar 1st 2008 by Michael

50. TUNAMARIE....DID U SEE THE X17 VIDEO ON BRAZILLIAN PAPPS OUTSIDE OF THE SUMMIT TRYING TO PASS HER A PACKAGE!!...HYSTERICAL TO WATCH!!...SHE WAS AT CHINESE PLACE, WITH A STARBUCKS IN HER HAND...LOOKS LIKE SHE JUST WENT THERE FOR WASHROOM THOUGH!! HAHA

Posted at 12:45AM on Mar 1st 2008 by 18 DAYS TILL SPRING.

51. I can see why they wouldn't be able to take Britney back to Louisiana because it would be nearly impossible for her to regularly see her kids. And Britney is such a frigging mess that it seems that both parents have to be around her to make sure she is getting better. And I can see why Jamie Lynn needs some parental attention as well.

But why wouldn't Jamie Lynn come out to LA with her Mom and stay there? Or are they thinking the paps would be too hectic? Or Lynn is indeed leaving Jamie L, I'm guessing that they have relatives in Kentwood that Jamie Lynn could stay at? So its not as if JL would be left entirely on her own if her Mom was with Britney.

While Britney has put a monkey wrench into the family's place of residence, I still get the feeling that the Spears aren't quite capable of being really logical (or smart) to figure out how to make sure that Britney and Jamie Lynn are both taken care of the same time.

Posted at 1:05AM on Mar 1st 2008 by PEGGY G

52. To #48, I can undertsand what you're saying but she had her bodyguard with her, he should have helped her thru the madness. But instead he was walkign behind her, he should been in front of her making sure the pappz were @ a distance. No matter where she goes, there is always going to be some kind of madness, she is the most talked about celebrity & the papz want their pict, no matter how they'll get it, they will cause chaos. Even if Brit stayed home, she has to leave the house, she has that right. Once they see she leaves, they follow her (they are parked by her home 24/7) then pappz call other papz telling them where they are heading. That's where you get all those crazy nuts so called photographers. I don't think she should be stuck in her home 24/7, she should eb able to go out & do her shopping or even get her coffee. At least she hasn't been out late @ night driving gas station to gas station or hotel to hote like in the past; she has been keeping a low profile, she is trying, thanks to her dad. I wish her well for her children's sake.

Posted at 12:56AM on Mar 1st 2008 by proud mom

53. i agree with you, her bodyguard did a terrible job, and she needs more than 1 guard if she is going to go out like that.

Posted at 12:58AM on Mar 1st 2008 by tuna marie

54. i saw the guy in the wig, does he really think she would accept a gift from him? he is some comedian from brazil, but he is making fun of her.

Posted at 1:01AM on Mar 1st 2008 by tuna marie

55. Hey Tuna Marie, you're absolutly right, she needs more than 1 bodyguard when she is out. Have a good night & weekend.

Posted at 1:02AM on Mar 1st 2008 by proud mom

56. maybe we will all get lucky now since Brit can see for herself what kind of an idiot would wear a pink wig. I know Dad had the
wig, but I hope it is gone forever. Now we just have to worry about the gold one she bought the other day from a mannequin in the window. Stay tuned..more hair drama to come!

Posted at 1:07AM on Mar 1st 2008 by Brit Fan

57. there are plenty of spears relatives in kentwood, i am sure one of them would have no problem watching over JL.

Posted at 1:14AM on Mar 1st 2008 by tuna marie

58. TUNAMARIE...OF CRSE HE WAS MOCKING AND MAKING FUN OF HER...I LAUGHED BECAUSE HE MADE SUCH A FOOL OF HIMSELF RUNNING LIKE A LUNATIC UP THE DRIVEWAY!!!...WAS JUST BIZARRE TO C HIM DOING THAT TO HER , BAITING FOR HER ATTENTION..WHEN THAT WAS HER GIG TO BEGIN WITH...SURREAL IN A SENSE, AND YES...SHE REALLY SHOULD JUST LAY LOW FOR A BIT......GET HER ACT TOGETHER AND FIND SOME OTHER INTERESTS BESIDES THE USUAL...WISHFULL THINKING THOUGH..I KNOW...SORRY FOR THE NOVEL!!

Posted at 1:17AM on Mar 1st 2008 by 18 DAYS TILL SPRING.

59. Do you think she ever says, WOW, im so proud my kids....ones a wack job and the other is a knocked up 16 yr old.

Posted at 1:57AM on Mar 1st 2008 by holeemolee

60. Britney sure is going to get mad if she sees her mother stealing her thunder!

Posted at 3:04AM on Mar 1st 2008 by Tab