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Hef Wants the Olsen Twins

The Playboy mogul says he wants Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen to bare it all for a magazine photo shoot (via Showbizspy). Hugh made his original pitch to the famous twins when they were barely legal, but was rejected. Now that the ladies are older, Hef and men across the world are hoping they will reconsider.

The magazine isn't scouting locations any time soon since all Mary-Kate and Ashley are interested in these days is fashion and dressing up, not taking anything off.

Harry's Girl Gets Verklempt


After a U.S. website revealed that her Royal beau was not showering and getting dirty on the frontlines in Afghanistan, Chelsy Davy became quite nervous about young Harry's safety. The third-in-line heir presumptive for the British throne was flexing his military muscle in Afghanistan since before Christmas, but the U.S. media blew his cover.

The British Ministry of Defense became concerned about the Princes' safety and transported him out of harms way faster than Harry Potter can fly his broom. Harry called his long time galpal and told her he was safe and she broke down and cried according to Us. Sources say Chelsy was in a state of ecstasy when she heard her Prince's voice. If Harry can cause that affect over the phone, no telling what the homecoming will be like today.

Party Favors: Maddox Hearts His Pee-Pee ... J.Lo Picks Baby Names ... Chris Hates Spending Money


Angelina and son Maddox spent some quality time together at the movies recently. After the flick, the 6-year-old pap favorite picked up a pack of gum labeled "I [Heart] My Penis" from a gift shop (via Us). ...The worst-kept secret in Hollywood, other than J.Lo getting knocked up, are the names of the closely guarded newborn duo. Jennifer and her baby daddy revealed to People that Max and Emme are the newest additions to their family. ...Everybody Hates Chris, and apparently Chris hates shopping. Tyler James Williams, the rising little shot, tells CYInterview that he doesn't waste his money on things he doesn't need, but insists he isn't cheap.


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16. I'd love to see the twins hug naked

Posted at 9:45AM on Mar 1st 2008 by jeff

17. please please obama save the olsen girls

Posted at 9:50AM on Mar 1st 2008 by mlk

18. Prince Harry goes to war before anyone can pull him out because he does not want special privileges and all this blog can talk about is the Olsen twins. Man, is our country screwed. Keep shopping, that will fix everything. WAKE UP! Good for you Harry for at least doing the right thing even if the war is fought to save oil.

Posted at 9:53AM on Mar 1st 2008 by PleasantlySurprised

19. when hefs done with them ellen wants to lick em

Posted at 9:53AM on Mar 1st 2008 by izzy

20. HEF wants to spank them little girls

Posted at 10:01AM on Mar 1st 2008 by big balls

21. Prince Harry has become way more interesting than his brother..

Posted at 10:06AM on Mar 1st 2008 by Christianne

22. DON'T DO IT! KEEP YOUR CLOTHES ON! DON'T PUNISH THE WORLD! BETTER YET, THROW A BLANKET OVER YOUR CURRENT CLOTHES...............PLEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZ KEEP YOUR CLOTHES ON!

Posted at 10:16AM on Mar 1st 2008 by bill

23. why do all these famous people ( stars ) think every one wants to see them naked

Posted at 10:20AM on Mar 1st 2008 by me

24. for right now the twins say no to the shot. and that will change when they get there breast inhansment

Posted at 10:24AM on Mar 1st 2008 by mother olsen

25. The Brits should now be proud again of their royals, anyonelse thinks that the crown should skip a generation?

Something tells me that we won't see ANYONE from the Bush clan in Iraq, Afghanistan, or even volunteering at your local fire department anytime soon. They're too busy counting their $$$ with their muslin-terrorist buddies at the House of Al-Saud

Posted at 11:07AM on Mar 1st 2008 by pimp

26. Olsen Twins handing out Scrips while naked or wearing fur would be realisitic. MK helped kill Heath, we all know it, my god look at the woman, you know she's taking the same crap as he was and not eating or engaging in happy activities. As if being depressed, abusing drugs, and not eating is some kind of status symbol...only goes to show all the attention and money in the world cant help anyone.

Thank god she isnt seeing anyone or will bring a baby into this world. That recluse needs to just go away and not be seen or heard from ever again. Nude? Come on Hef, why dont you just roll into the fetal position and die you pervereted junk collector. You've had your 15 decades of fame

Posted at 11:16AM on Mar 1st 2008 by Blame the Olsen Parents for this mess

27. So TMZ wants their name mentioned anytime a strory is referenced, but you can't bring yourselves to say "The Drudge Report" and instead just say "A US Website?" How tacky and petty you are.

Posted at 11:19AM on Mar 1st 2008 by socalguy

28. I have to say that I have serious doubts that "men across the world" want to see the olsen twins naked. I don't know any men who find the olsen twins attractive in a sexual way. They're more like picasso's. Something you look at cause it's interesting in a trainwreck kind of way.

Posted at 11:38AM on Mar 1st 2008 by Holly

29. What is Hef gonna do with these skinny broads? Use em for swizzle sticks?

Posted at 11:42AM on Mar 1st 2008 by Roger C.

30. It's probably good business for a magazine publisher to put famous people in the magazine, but when the magazine is Playboy, it may not be so good for the famous person. When a celebrity bares her body and puts it before the eyes of the public, there is a line that is crossed, and it can be hard for her to convince anyone afterwards that the line was never crossed. Even in the almost amoral society of today, the taint of sluttiness is pretty hard to avoid when you parade your particulars all over two glossy pages. Some things never really change, and the line between clothed and naked is always going to be there. But what do you do then when someone comes and offers you an astronomical sum to bare it all, especially if you happen to need the money? Just say no, that's all. The money is gone soon enough, and dignity can be very hard to recapture, so there's probably more loss than gain.

Posted at 11:57AM on Mar 1st 2008 by Harry

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