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Hef Wants the Olsen Twins

The Playboy mogul says he wants Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen to bare it all for a magazine photo shoot (via Showbizspy). Hugh made his original pitch to the famous twins when they were barely legal, but was rejected. Now that the ladies are older, Hef and men across the world are hoping they will reconsider.

The magazine isn't scouting locations any time soon since all Mary-Kate and Ashley are interested in these days is fashion and dressing up, not taking anything off.

Harry's Girl Gets Verklempt


After a U.S. website revealed that her Royal beau was not showering and getting dirty on the frontlines in Afghanistan, Chelsy Davy became quite nervous about young Harry's safety. The third-in-line heir presumptive for the British throne was flexing his military muscle in Afghanistan since before Christmas, but the U.S. media blew his cover.

The British Ministry of Defense became concerned about the Princes' safety and transported him out of harms way faster than Harry Potter can fly his broom. Harry called his long time galpal and told her he was safe and she broke down and cried according to Us. Sources say Chelsy was in a state of ecstasy when she heard her Prince's voice. If Harry can cause that affect over the phone, no telling what the homecoming will be like today.

Party Favors: Maddox Hearts His Pee-Pee ... J.Lo Picks Baby Names ... Chris Hates Spending Money


Angelina and son Maddox spent some quality time together at the movies recently. After the flick, the 6-year-old pap favorite picked up a pack of gum labeled "I [Heart] My Penis" from a gift shop (via Us). ...The worst-kept secret in Hollywood, other than J.Lo getting knocked up, are the names of the closely guarded newborn duo. Jennifer and her baby daddy revealed to People that Max and Emme are the newest additions to their family. ...Everybody Hates Chris, and apparently Chris hates shopping. Tyler James Williams, the rising little shot, tells CYInterview that he doesn't waste his money on things he doesn't need, but insists he isn't cheap.


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31. Max and Emme are the names of cartoon characters on the kids program Dragon Tales - They should have just named the kids Chucky and Cheese.

Posted at 12:17PM on Mar 1st 2008 by Boo

32. The story is fake the twins and their brand are worth $970 million globally!! Hef could not pay them enough but they pay him to pose nude!!! Girl power Rules!! But the other poster was right they just never seem to smile any more or be happy!!! How sad!! I guess a billion dollars can't buy nor rent Happiness......

Posted at 1:16PM on Mar 1st 2008 by fergiebear

33. Out with the images of partying in a Nazi uniform, in with the young warrior who lost his mother when young but who has now grown up.
No, not buying it.

Posted at 12:57PM on Mar 1st 2008 by Grace E.

34. Of course Hefner would like the Olsen twins in Playboy and why not? He is a sick SOB and why not exploit the Olsen's even more. They have been exploited since they were infants. No wonder they look so miserable. Their mother and father put them to work when they were not even a year old and kept them working. How in the world can you even expect them to be happy or normal? And what have they got? A hell of alot of money and obviously little or no self confidence. One has an eating disorder, they smoke like trains and dress like homeless tramps. It would not surprise me if they posed...they don't seem to have any kind of life. Who knows, they may replace 2 of Hefnre's so called Blond Bimbo girlfriends.

Posted at 2:55PM on Mar 1st 2008 by completely disgusted

35. HEF IS AN OLD PERVERT WHO NEEDS TO SHUT THE HECK UP! GO BACK IN HIDING U OLD PERVERT.



IM PROUD OF PRINCE HARRY! HE REMINDS ME OF HIS MOM. SHE KIND OF LIVED LIFE ON THE EDGE AND I CAN SEE THAT HE LIKES TO LIVE LIFE LIKE THAT. I RESPECT HIM MORE THEN EVER.

Posted at 1:34PM on Mar 1st 2008 by SASSY

36. Playboy is doing a special issue on Anorexic Twins didn't ya hear.


Too bad Harry couldn't stay in Afghanistan like he wanted. There is always some big mouth reporter that just HAS to be the first to break a story no matter who is involved and who gets hurt...

Posted at 1:38PM on Mar 1st 2008 by Paris is a Skank

37. #30 That is a great observation about J Lo and Ratyboys new Twins, both named after cartoon charachters. Dang those parents are either brilliant or the two biggest goofs in the world. Chucky and Cheese is about as good too.

Either way J Lo sold them for 6 million for photo rights to People Magazine. What a great Mother she is going to be...Ratboy better get ready to hold her bag while she goes back into the spotlight and he better keep his running shoes handy because he ran out on his last wife and mother.

Buena Suerte

Posted at 1:49PM on Mar 1st 2008 by naming convention, the laugh factory

38. Please please don't ruin my Playboy with these skinny skanky little freaks!

Posted at 2:20PM on Mar 1st 2008 by I read the articles

39. I hope Maddox doesn't understand what that gum really means. That's just disgusting.

Harry was very brave and I have lost all respect for the Drudge Report. I have thought for many years that the throne should skip Charles.

I can't imagine anyone wanting to see the Olsen twins naked. Playboy circulation would take an instant hit.

Go Sox

Posted at 2:22PM on Mar 1st 2008 by Baseball Junkie

40. I'm sure the twins will do it. They are skanky and sleezy enough, that is for sure. But seriously who would really want them to, they both look like sticks!!!

Posted at 2:25PM on Mar 1st 2008 by Hollywood Ho's

41. The Olsens in Playboy??? Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Who wants to see those trolls naked?

Posted at 2:24PM on Mar 1st 2008 by Smapdy

42. The Olsen twins in Playboy?? YUCK is all I can say about that!

Posted at 2:33PM on Mar 1st 2008 by Nobody

43. it would probly work out better for the sisters if they would preform sexual acts to each other and pose for one of them slut magazines

Posted at 2:48PM on Mar 1st 2008 by hooters

44. I will never understand some mens (Hef) facination with women who are obviously under-developed (maybe from the years of starving , binging and purging) and have the bodies of a 12 year old boy!! Is that the look that sells now? It's disgusting.

Posted at 3:09PM on Mar 1st 2008 by confused

45. Why the h*ll should the Olsen girls turn themselves into a circus-skin-side-show for the financial furtherance of skin peddlar Hefner? He's been turning women into a meat market for decades. They will never have to do that, as their net worth rivals the best of them. Don't do it, girls.

Posted at 3:22PM on Mar 1st 2008 by Hef's Stinky Housecoat

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