Paris: From Posing to Poseur

Very interesting, thanks

Looks like Rumer Willis in a blonde wig & hoodie ! So, are they carding her at the clubs > hahaha ! She's creeepeeeee.....

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I don't think that Hilton Hotels allow high school dropouts on their board of directors

maybe her next BF will be an astronaut so they can zoom her ass to the moon... haha NICE.

What a loser. She's just desperate to try to catch up to Nicole. LOL

Hurry up Paris, get married, pop out a baby, and you will be 'cool' too. Idiots. Does anyone know if she has an honest to goodness job? Or does she have absolutely no purpose in life?? =)

JIZY...Paris is not longer heiress to the Hilton fortune. HELLLLO where have you been?? p.s. It's a supposed "Hollywood Fact" that Paris Hilton has herpes. Apparently, everyone is (or near) that circle knows about it. Just thought I'd put that out there. and hearts

I need to get a life

Back at Paris' pad:

Madden: Sheesh-These furry slippers really stink !!! And this closet is a nasty Mess !

Paris: Those aren't slippers, Idiot ! Oh, no - thats where those little doggies were ! Oh, well, if they are like...that STUPID. I got
12 more here...somewhere....

Then:
Paris to Brandon: 'whose movie flopped?"
Brandon: "Firecrotch's movie flopped?"
Now:
Whose movie flopped?
Skanky's movie flopped spectacularly, along with her singing career. Karma's a bitch eh, BITCH

What's up with her nose? Swollen from last night's powder dive?

i meant to say IN (or around) that circle. Whoops. Also, note to TMZ...it's POSEUR and not POSER. errrrr

Yeah, just maybe... from TMZ's print to God's ears.

I think the heading should read Paris: From Losing to Loser instead. That's all she is. And if she does go to the moon, I hope it's a one way ticket.

No more Paris. Dull, dull, dull.

Maybe her next boyfriend can be an evangelical christian "healer", who can cure this dim witted, herpes infected, leg spread slut & create someone who has a personality & actually contributes to society...

I took a dump this morning and it looked exactly like Paris Hilton. True story.