Buddha Belly, Meet Pork Belly

1. :)

Posted at 12:40PM on Mar 2nd 2008 by Ali

2. I've never posted on TMZ before. I can't believe I'm First!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

Posted at 12:41PM on Mar 2nd 2008 by First to post!

3. Well I can't load it yet but this looks like it will be good! load, load, load!!

Posted at 12:41PM on Mar 2nd 2008 by Kelli

4. What the hell??

And she sits outside so everyone can gets pics!

How ridiculous!

Posted at 12:41PM on Mar 2nd 2008 by nick

5. HOOK NOSE NINNY- ACTIN LIKE A STUPID WHORE.....

Posted at 12:42PM on Mar 2nd 2008 by jeezlouise

6. make that 2nd #2

Posted at 12:42PM on Mar 2nd 2008 by Ali

7. HI

Posted at 8:48PM on Mar 2nd 2008 by Cajones

8. Yeah I know

Posted at 12:43PM on Mar 2nd 2008 by First to post!

9. LOAD DARN IT! TMZ do your job!!

Posted at 12:45PM on Mar 2nd 2008 by Kelli

10. Damn. I wish I was there to have gotten that necklace! Paris, bring your buddy and make a trip to Florida. The sun is great!

Posted at 12:48PM on Mar 2nd 2008 by trendychixx

11. wow -- she gave away a diamond necklace to a stranger on a posh street near BEVERLY HILLS.

no one walking on that street needs any charity (i'm WELL familiar with the area).

the idiot should have done that DOWNTOWN in SKID ROW.
(oh, but the paps don't hang around skid row).

Posted at 12:49PM on Mar 2nd 2008 by i hate you

12. Paris, I am a love guru in need of a Chevy van.

Posted at 12:50PM on Mar 2nd 2008 by wasted days and wasted nights

13. That's not a Shaman. That's a poor illegal Mexican guy that she had a threesome with, and he is still wearing her bathrobe. Her idea, not Madden. Get your story, straight, TMZ. (He is still high from the Viagra she stole from Jack Nicholson.)

Posted at 12:58PM on Mar 2nd 2008 by Really.

14. she has really big feet.

Posted at 12:56PM on Mar 2nd 2008 by Ali

15. LOL,,,,,WHAT AN OPPURTUNISTIC HERPES RIDDLED BACKSLIDER.
I HOPE THIS GURU-YOGI-BEAR STRIPS HER OF ALL HER WORDLY POSESSIONS..LOL.
WHAT A DUMB C*NT.

Posted at 12:53PM on Mar 2nd 2008 by SPLIFFSMOMMY