Buddha Belly, Meet Pork Belly

Jesus, people - Paris could be lunching with Mother Teresa (may MT rest in peace) and you'd all be out of control waiting to stone them both!

As for the Shaman catering to weathy BevHills types - have any of you seen where the Pope lives? Not exactly skid row. And I don't see him hangin' with the poor folks, either.

Paris just can't seem to win with some of you. Whether you like it or not, she has a life, money, popularity (despite the haters on tmz) - get over it. And yes, you ALL wish you were in her position and are fat liars if you say otherwise.

And for the idiots who don't know about the Dina/Stedman thing (Kelli are you listening?) - that is OLD news! Yes they are still together. I live in Santa Barbara and see them every time they come out to our lovely coastal town. Nice folks. Never heard about this Shaman introducing them, but with Oprah's spiritual "connections" I wouldn't be surprised.

Paris - you go girl.

What a pathetic display! I've never hated a complete stranger more than Paris Hilton.

Wowser, Billy - you sho is smart - what a researcher! You a**hole - where do you get your stats from? Just b/c you have a mucho problemo with Paris - what's the matter, did the popular girls in high school laugh at you (I'm willing to bet they did!)?

You fat, pathtic loser - I'm also willing to bet you're a fly-over state member (my condolences) who shops for fashion at Wal-Mart.

Paris should and probably will go on with her life - and more power to her. The rest of you - especially Billy Boy - can all drop dead.

She still a C*NT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think Dina & Stedman make a cute couple.

Lovenice - I'll bet you're a "lovely" person who is super popular.

Not.

Go away.

Everyone hates you - including Paris Hilton.

Paris Hilton is the classic American nightmare. We won’t go into all of the sleazy ways in which she has desperately sought to achieve money and fame without substance, or her dishonesty and media manipulation. Look at the cheap media trick she has played here.

Despite her claims of a “reformed psyche,” this self-absorbed exhibitionist smokes and drinks like a fish while she persists in selling herself and the Hilton name to drunken crowds in clubs/casinos, gyrating and yelling profanities such as, “I want to f__k you all.” During interviews, Ms. Hilton continues to project the IQ, sincerity and global awareness of a black hole. Her shallow “business ventures” consist of leasing her Hilton name to manufacturers who produce perfume and clothing she has neither created nor designed.

Because her movies bombed, this 27 year-old star-wanabee and media hound is now badgering the public for money and attention by manipulating girls into appearing on a reality show that is based on the absurd premise that she is “tired of the haters and is looking for a friend.”

No wonder she is the most disrespected celebutard out there.

And Herpy - aren't you clever!

Not.

Are you BFF with Lovenice? And that horrid Billy?

GO PARIS GO - ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK!!! Your fans LOVE you!

Cathy Hilton is blogging as Annette. FYI.

STILL NO LOVE FOR PARIS, LOTS OF RESPECT FOR HER GRANDPA AND FATHER THOUGH.

No, GeorgiaM - YOU are the classic American nightmare!!! You are most likely a(n):
1) Judgemental "Christian" who goes to church every Sunday and then judges celebrities to make yourself feel superior;
2) Overweight - only fat chicks will be so mean to people they secretly covet;
3) Single - and not by choice - admit it, you hate that Paris has a sex life and you only wish you did;
4) A (gasp!) Red Stater who espouses Republican Family Values and yet can't wait to get the latest on tmz, then anonymously diss celebrities who have more than you do;
5) Just a sad sack little closer meanster who likely smiles to your face and then talks about you behind your back. yes, I mean you.

Get over yourself since the rest of us have.

Hey, Ani't that Liz Taylor ? The Babu with the necklace.

OK, Annette (Cathy Hilton). Young, Single, and wants to have fun ???!!! Getting drunk, high, and risking other people's lives so much so that she went to JAIL ; going around without any skivvies, performing in porno flicks, doing it with any guy in NY or LA or St. Louis ??? Acting like a WHORE on a daily basis ? PLEASE. You're insulting the rest of us. Whast kind of morals did YOU have. Is this where she learned this White Trash stuff ? Heidi hid the Hootch !!!

I aspire to be just like Paris. I plan on dropping out of school. The party life looks so much fun. I have the body for it so I am moving to L.A. next week. I can't wait to see if I can party with her. Go Paris!

"Recent Korean Immigrant's Next Door Neighbor":

OH PLEASE !!!!!!!!!!!!!

what a name you came up with !!!

aren't you wonderful - a real saint ....