Papa Joe: I Love Jessica, Tony ... Not So Much

1. Joe, you're a pimp.

Posted at 11:30AM on Mar 3rd 2008 by FlBiker

2. Papa Joe is one scary man............................God bless ANY man that marries into that family!!!!!!

Posted at 11:33AM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Dallas

3. Papa Joe wants to keep it in the family.

Posted at 11:34AM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Biff Henderson

4. Maybe its me but other then himself in her life bothers him. I think he is in love with his daughter........ Scary...

Posted at 11:39AM on Mar 3rd 2008 by me

5. Papa Joe would do his own daughter if she let him!

Posted at 11:42AM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Dodie

6. Wasn't Papa Joe the dumbass who got Tony and Jessica together to begin with? What, Tony too busy to return his phone calls and Papa Joe feeling like the odd man out in the relationship?

Posted at 11:46AM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Kat

7. Blame it all on my roots
I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie affair
The last one to know
The last one to show
I was the last one
You thought you'd see there
And I saw the surprise
And the fear in his eyes
When I took his glass of champagne
And I toasted you
Said honey we may be through
But you'll never hear me complain

'Cause I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis
Oh I've got friends in low places

Well I guess I was wrong
I just don't belong
But then I've been there before
Everything's all right
I'll just say goodnight
And I'll show myself to the door
Hey I didn't mean
To cause a big scene
Just give me an hour and then
Well I'll be as high
As that ivory tower
That you're livin' in

'Cause I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis
Oh I've got friends in low places

I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis
Oh I've got friends in low places

I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis
Oh I've got friends in low places

I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay...

Posted at 11:47AM on Mar 3rd 2008 by WEtttt WILLIEEEEE

8. As someone who went to the same high school as this bimbo, I am glad that this family moved to Hollyweird. They are considered a joke around here. I'm embarassed for them and cringe every time one of them opens their mouth. Joe is beyond creepy, he's downright scary. I've often wondered if there wasn't something "going on" between father and daughter. Besides his interest in how much money she can make him, he seems too interested in her personal life as far as who she is sleeping with. It looked like he tried to do that with Ashlee, but she wasn't having any of it and at least is doing her own thing and couldn't care less about "daddy's" approval. Jessica on the other hand can't do anything without her father's approval. Maybe it's because she's a special ed child.

Posted at 11:49AM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Whatever

9. The dad is a freak. He's the creepiest father I know.

Posted at 11:55AM on Mar 3rd 2008 by mark

10. I think poppa like daughter Jessica a little too much. I will not be surprised if we find out that there was molesting going on in that house. :(

Posted at 11:53AM on Mar 3rd 2008 by GoodLordInHeaven!

11. Papa Joe need to get a life of his own. This Preacher turned Pimp is a jerk!
Your daughters are old enough to live their own lives without your outside interference and unwanted 2 cents worth of help.
Yes you helped get them to where they are but back off now and leave them alone. You ruined one marriage already with your opinions and really, isn't that enough?
Joe Simpson is a joke and needs to step off and let both of his daughters lead their own lives.
It's almost sick how he gets in their business.

Posted at 11:55AM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Lekili

12. Tell us more, Whatever! Papa Joe has no morals or ethics, like someone said he is Jessica's pimp. I guess he's excited that he hooked Jessica and Tony up. It's scary to know that he was a "youth minister". It was terrible how he and Jessica treated Nick.
Her career is down the tubes and I doubt anyone wants to listen to her country album.

Posted at 1:04PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by lj

13. I call a flag on that shirt!!

Posted at 11:59AM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Kelli

14. Where is his retarded pimp diamond stud he always wears? Pathetic old man trying to act younger and and live vicariously though his children. Give it up Joe.

Posted at 12:04PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Whatever

15. he is such a chester the molester. It is not even funny. Creep show!

Posted at 12:20PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by jam