16. The guru is trying to wave off the crotch critters. Poor guru.

Posted at 5:35PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Sumting Stinky

17. Paris Hilton = Sperm Dumpster

Posted at 5:44PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Paris Hilton made my pee burn

18. lol

Posted at 5:45PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Ali

19. Oh what a total BS story! This is her easy, cheap response to the fact that people have noticed she hasn't done anything positive with her life at all! So she drives around with some funky guru, who is already well versed in product placement when it comes to showing off his brochures of his 'religion'! What a NASTY, FAKE HO-BAG she is!

Posted at 5:48PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Parisite blows ( anyone and everyone she can)

20. Hey, it's Mr. Miyagi from Karate Kid. OK Paris.........crotch wax on......crotch wax off!!

Posted at 5:50PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Paris Hilton made my pee burn

21. Go away Paris. You're not wanted here. You are a sad energy.

Posted at 5:52PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by boda

22. The Guru is going out wtih her to observe what she contends with and to give her advice. You think she just picked him off the street? You haven't heard of him because no one on this site is interested in anything remotely spiritual or mystical. Now PARIS really does have it all, Fame, Fortune, Beauty, Health and Happiness. Poor wannabe haters on this site. May I recommend meditation to cure your jealousy, and change your sad unfulfilled lives?

Posted at 5:56PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by PARIS RULES

23. Talk about being a media whore. This dimwitted, leg spread slut couldn't spell "guru" if her life depending on it. Or, "Rwanda", for that matter...

Posted at 6:00PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Uh...

24. Oh, please #24. I am no more jealous of Paris than I am of Barney the purple dinosaur. My life is beautiful, thank you.

Posted at 6:03PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by blaze

25. Amen, #26.

Posted at 6:08PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by om

26. This dumb bitch just keeps getting more bizarre. And, any pearASS fan who contests her being a media whore should take a look at those pictures. PearASS driving with a religious "guru". I guess this is her way to taking attention away from her post-jail "plans to help the underpriileged and downtrodden", which will never be done because she's a braindead slutty whore...

Posted at 6:10PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by OMG

27. Look guys, enough about Paris Hilton. She is a bottom feeder and the only reason she is in the public eye is because of her money, which she doesn't have as much of now. She gets paid to party and hang out at functions, her only claim to fame....big WHOOP!!!

Posted at 6:18PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by sherricheu

28. Paris has zero talent. She is a skank and a whore.

Posted at 6:19PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by rockin' johnny

29. That bearded weirdo looks like a complete phony to me.

Posted at 6:33PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by bill

30. #24, get a life. Paris is not someone worth defending. She not a someone I care to be or want to know. Most people can spot desperation a mile away. She is truly desperate and very pathetic.

Posted at 6:54PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by gabriel