Un-Realtor Pimps Out Tiger with Sales Pitch

One shameless realtor is pimping out Tiger Woods -- and his wife and kid -- to help sell a $4 million house across the street from the golf god's Jupiter Island compound.

TMZ got an unbelievable pitch from a big-time Florida realtor, and here it is, verbatim -- "I have a FABULOUS piece of property for sale DIRECTLY across from Tiger Woods new property on Jupiter Island (Being built) When a tabloid pays JLO $6mil for photos of her first born, I would think that $4mil for a fabulous piece of property for unlimited photo opts of Tiger would be quite valuable!"

We get that the real estate market is down, but this is a little too much. And, by the way, a picture of Tiger doesn't go for that much.

The pitch should have been full access to Tiger's wife.

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16. This not unique. Beverly Hills agents do it all the time.

Posted at 7:56PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Brian

17. Haha... that Realtor RULES! lol!

Posted at 7:53PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Victoria Price

18. #10 LMFAO! I was thinking something along those same lines. Ali has graduated from saying "first" to just putting that stupid smiley face. I bet it's really Kelli doing it and saying she's Ali. Enough already. Ali, we're just going to assume that you have nothing else to do but hang out trying to be first and hitting your enter key like you're on Jeopardy.

Posted at 7:53PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Whatever

19. If this prick were a realtor on my street, I'd sue his ass into bankruptcy.

Posted at 8:05PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by OMG

20. "A little too much" haha. Nothing's too much for TMZ. Love ya TMZ.

Posted at 8:28PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by toomanydoggies

21. if i didn't bother people you all would just ignore me.................but instead you are all posting about me, i think it is funny :)

Posted at 8:35PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Ali

22. 12. Being 1st on TMZ is the pinnacle of my life's achievements. I can only dream of someday attaining the intellectual heights of Forrest Gump.

Posted at 7:29PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Ali

Ali, your awesome and very funny. Thanks for making me laugh today with your posted comments! It made my Monday!

Thanks and have a good week. And please, keep the funny comments coming.


Later Gator

Posted at 8:59PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by IGotWorms

23. Because of my business, I'm on Jupiter Island... and drive by Tiger's property at least once a week. You can't see the main house from the road.

But $4 million for a home on the Island? That is a steal, actually, even if it's a tear down. Some of the homes on the small narrow barrier island sell for upwards of $50 million. Greg Norman's old place [ he lost it in his divorce after he started fooling around with tennis great Chris Evert] is on the market for $75 million. It's the richest community in the USA per capita. And private as hell.

Posted at 9:12PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Sunny

24. The last statement in your story is disgusting. Have some respect TMZ

Posted at 11:36AM on Mar 5th 2008 by mommyof4

25. Somebody find out who this bitch is and post her home address and phone number here. And as for most of you - you're the shallowest, most narcissistic, self-loving idiots to ever have access to a computer. You celebrity-loving queers make me sick.

Posted at 10:35PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Tommo

26. "Whatever": I think you hit the nail on the head. Isn't it odd that Kelli's comments seemed to decrease at the same time that Ali's increased. Changing names can't mask the moron inside.

Posted at 10:53PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Kramer

27. YEAH KRAMER/WHATEVER ....YOU HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD ALRIGHT........LMAO ALI=KELLI=LOSER=NO LIFE

Posted at 10:58PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by ^

28. I noticed this board on recent comments and thought to take a look. It is obvious what you one person is doing right now. Why do you care and try to run people off the boards? It is very sad to be you obviously. I am not sure whos address you wish you had. I don't care eithier, Do you have nothing better to do? I see what goes on around here when I post sometimes. You are a sick individual. Don't bother to respond, I am going back to the grown up boards.Good luck on your hunt. It is incredibly sad to be you and everyone with intelligence can see it.

Posted at 11:12PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by ^

29. yeah....i am not kelli.

Posted at 11:23PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Ali

30. LOSER ONE PERSON NAMED KELLI.......WHICH IS IMPOSTERING ^...WHY DO YOU CARE ...GROWN UP YOUR NOT BECAUSE YOU WOULDNT BE USING MY NAME RIGHT NOW KELLI SO GO AWAY JUST LIKE WE ASKED YOU TO DO THIS AFTERNOON......KELLI=ALI=LOSER=DOUCHEBAG=WELFARE CHECK=NO LIFE=NO MAN= NO FRIENNDS =TMZ IS MY LIFE=DEFINATELY NO SEX FOR YOU=HAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted at 11:28PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by -

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