Un-Realtor Pimps Out Tiger with Sales Pitch

One shameless realtor is pimping out Tiger Woods -- and his wife and kid -- to help sell a $4 million house across the street from the golf god's Jupiter Island compound.

TMZ got an unbelievable pitch from a big-time Florida realtor, and here it is, verbatim -- "I have a FABULOUS piece of property for sale DIRECTLY across from Tiger Woods new property on Jupiter Island (Being built) When a tabloid pays JLO $6mil for photos of her first born, I would think that $4mil for a fabulous piece of property for unlimited photo opts of Tiger would be quite valuable!"

We get that the real estate market is down, but this is a little too much. And, by the way, a picture of Tiger doesn't go for that much.

The pitch should have been full access to Tiger's wife.

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31. DO YOU UNDERSTAND THIS KELLI????

Posted at 11:37PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by KELLI=LOSER=DOUCHE=LONELY=NO CLASS= NOFRIENDS=NO MAN=ALI=TALKS TO HERSEF

32. I'm here, don't I count. :)

Posted at 11:33PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Ali

33. It's ironic that #27 mentioned the word " intelligence" in the final sentence. You could probably obtain a more articulate blog from Koko the chimp.

Posted at 11:34PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Kong

34. wow--someone is crazy in here

Posted at 11:35PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Ali

35. what's up Ali? What topic are we on? No good boards tonight.

Posted at 11:39PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Kong

36. Ali/Kelli/Idiot : Bedtime for 7th graders. Oh, sorry, I forgot...school is obviously not your thing anyway.

Posted at 11:43PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Kong

37. Kong- the only topic everyone wants to talk about it me being kelli, which i am not.

Posted at 11:43PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Ali

38. KONG=KELLI=ALI=LOSERS=NO LIFE=POST TO SOMEONE WHO CARES..........

Posted at 11:48PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by KELLI=LOSER=DOUCHE=LONELY=NO CLASS= NOFRIENDS=NO MAN=ALI=TALKS TO HERSEF

39. YES ALL WE DO IS POST TO OURSELVES AND HAVE NO LIFE...... WE START AT 8 AM AND CONTINUE TIL THE WEE HOURS..........CAUSE WE HAVE NO LIFE.

Posted at 11:56PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by KELLI/ALI

40. This Kelli/Ali hater is out of it's mind. TMZ you need to do something about it. The regulars are gone. Believe it or not, I am not Kelli but I am sure you won't believe it. Watch.

Posted at 12:00AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Your a crazy person

41. CRAZYPERSON IS KELLI/ALI...............GO AWAY LOSER...PLEASE.......CALL TMZ....KELLI THEY ARE ALREADY MONITORING YOU...........I REPORTED YOU LAST WEEK LOSER...CAUSE I AM SICK OF SEEING YOUR NAME 24/7...YOU KILL ALL THE BLOGS WITH YOUR CHILDISH NONSENSE...AND YES THEY KNOW FROM YOUR E MAIL THAT YOU ARE ALI THE LOSER TOO!!!!!!!!! GOOD LUCK.

Posted at 12:05AM on Mar 4th 2008 by KELLI/ALI

42. yeah...something is very wrong with this person.

Posted at 12:11AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Ali

43. lol....he is full of S***

Posted at 12:14AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Ali

44. KELLI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! where are you????????? LOL!!!

Posted at 12:17AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Ali

45. KELLI..............WHERE ARE YOU I AM LOSER........WHERE ARE YOU KELLI I AM POSTING TO MYSELF........DUH!!!

Posted at 12:20AM on Mar 4th 2008 by KELLI/ALI

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