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Un-Realtor Pimps Out Tiger with Sales Pitch

Posted Mar 3rd 2008 6:35PM by TMZ Staff

One shameless realtor is pimping out Tiger Woods -- and his wife and kid -- to help sell a $4 million house across the street from the golf god's Jupiter Island compound.

TMZ got an unbelievable pitch from a big-time Florida realtor, and here it is, verbatim -- "I have a FABULOUS piece of property for sale DIRECTLY across from Tiger Woods new property on Jupiter Island (Being built) When a tabloid pays JLO $6mil for photos of her first born, I would think that $4mil for a fabulous piece of property for unlimited photo opts of Tiger would be quite valuable!"

We get that the real estate market is down, but this is a little too much. And, by the way, a picture of Tiger doesn't go for that much.

The pitch should have been full access to Tiger's wife.

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46. I'll admit I get a little annoyed by the incessantly childish "1st" and smiley-face posts of Kelli, Ali, et al. But I guess it is getting a mite heated here this evening. Ali/Kelli/Whoever : If that crap gives you joy, go ahead. It's a free country, even for people with a brain as barren as the Sahara. In the meantime, I think I'll go view something a little more intellecually stimulating, like professional wrestling. Good night, folks.

Posted at 12:20AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Kong

47. See! I come back and it hasn't stopped. All regulars know Kelli has actual points and views. Ali, you need to be careful and back off for your own good. Going back to politics, where actual conversations are happening.

Posted at 12:27AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Your a crazy person

48. YES I AM TRYING TO BE INTELLECTUAL NOW..........DUH LET ME SEE IF I CAN FIND SOMETHING TO POST ON.....OOPS GUESS NOT CAUSE I AM A LOSER AND DONT HAVE A LIFE..........HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted at 12:26AM on Mar 4th 2008 by KONG

49. 48TH BITCHES!

Posted at 12:33AM on Mar 4th 2008 by LICK MY SALTY BALLS

50. OOOH...........Ali let me lick your kitty........yummy..i am so horny right now..i love you ali!!!

Posted at 12:39AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Kelli

51. Hey, TMZ. You know that image is everything. Com'on, you must have sold a few images in your time !!!! And we all know TMZ does no pimpin' of its own !!!!

Posted at 2:32AM on Mar 4th 2008 by The-Rex

52. Unlimted photo ops...hahaha, that is funny when you think about the absurdity of being a neighbor with a camera on a tripod in the front yard, just sippin' iced tea, listenin' to Jimmy Buffett, and waitin' to get the money shot of the Woods every single day.

Posted at 1:35AM on Mar 4th 2008 by wasted days and wasted nights

53. What is the deal with this Kelli person? Why do you sit and post all day long EVERYDAY! Do you not have a job or go to the bathroom, or take a shower......EVER????????????????????

Posted at 1:45AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Seriously...WTF

54. SO WHAT IF TIGER'S NAME IS USED. IT'S ONLY RICH PEOPLE THAT CAN AFFORD TO LIVE THERE AND CHANCES ARE IF THEY DON'T KNOW HIM ALREADY THEY SOON WILL.

Posted at 3:03AM on Mar 4th 2008 by SNOWBABY

55. just hit his but w/ a golf ball like happy gilmore
Jeremy lesser trips to the store today~~~~

Posted at 7:25AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Jeremy P

56. roflmao, TMZ......who needs PEOPLE magazine when TMZ has better gossip AND is flat out funny!

Posted at 8:53AM on Mar 4th 2008 by mel

57. Disgusting, besides if I paid 4 mil I could care LESS about photo ops I'm into my own thing, I'd hardly be star struck. Tiger should buy it tear it down and just have the property to himself.

Posted at 8:59AM on Mar 4th 2008 by CJS

58. his wife is hoe #1

Posted at 9:03AM on Mar 4th 2008 by big balls

59. Like it's a secret that he was moving to Jupiter Island. We have known that for over a year (if not longer) that he was moving to Jupiter Island. So what the hell is the big deal? I don't see how he could sue, everyone knows that its his house being built. It's going to be a beautiful house by the way but the only reason he is moving to Jupiter Island is so his kids can go to the same school the other golf legends sent their kids. I can't stand Tiger Woods, he is an arrogant prick - he played at a golf tournanment up in my home town about 7-8 years ago and he was so rude to the local towns people and the golf course owners and said he would never come back as he was better than this.

Posted at 9:28AM on Mar 4th 2008 by lissabell

60. I thought that he could have done better than an uneducated former baby sitter!

Posted at 11:39AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Sucked

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