Dr. Frank Ryan Thinks We're All Idiots

Big time Bev Hills plastic surgeon Dr. Frank Ryan wants us to believe Shauna Sand stopped by his office just for the "ice packs." Riiight -- and those ta-tas are definitely real.


TMZ caught the good doctor outside Mr. Chow last night where he dropped hints about the would-be-stripper ex-wife of Lorenzo Lamas making a visit -- but, sadly for us, did the right thing and protected that pesky patient/doctor privilege.