Paris' Guru EXPOSED!

Paris GuruSo you didn't think Paris Hilton was phony enough? Her "Guru" that has supposedly changed her life is actually a Hollywood actor.

His name is Maxie Santillan. He's starred in tons of films and TV shows including "My Name is Earl" and "Pirates of the Caribbean." According to IMDB, Maxie's latest projects are all in "post production" so clearly he has enough free time to whore it up for Paris.

BTW, Maxie's MySpace profile quote makes it clear -- he's the perfect spiritual guide for Paris. It reads, "Burbank can kiss my a**."

Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Paris Hilton

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16. And to think she said he'd "changed her life"!!

Posted at 8:00AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Kev

17. Smells like a new Mike Myers movie to me. Anyone for "The Love Guru"???

Posted at 8:12AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Janet

18. NO ONE is falling for this! Well, maybe Pairhead thinks she can fool us with a guru actor, but she is just totally despicable and disgusting! This is her cheap way out from actually doing anything. And now she can act all enlightened! I simply cannot believe that whenever she is out somewhere, why don't the people in the room just start howling disapproval at her? I certainly would be more than happy to get kicked out of club for doing this public service! I've booed at idiots before, up close and personal, so it wouldn't stop me from doing it to her! I was basically five feet from guitarist/a-hole Ingwie Malmsteem, who I actually liked at the time, when he threw a worthless, sniveling temper tantrum in a small club for some stupid, petty thing! I booed that guy right to his face and never regretted it ( didn't get kicked out) either)! He even looked at me! I wouldn't hesitate one bit to do the same to this even more worthless person! people would be doing her a favor, as much as I hate to say it! So let her have it, if you ever cross paths with her! I certainly will!

Posted at 8:14AM on Mar 4th 2008 by BS detector

19. Frogger...

Most of us did see it coming. Talented professionals don't pull stunts like this in LA; they don't have to. Everyone in LA knows that Hilton is just another cheap freak show.

Posted at 8:14AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Bill

20. I this Paris is trying to be the late Doris Duke.

Posted at 8:32AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Bruno

21. She can't be a has-been, because she never was anything. She gets paid to go to parties. Period. She alerts the media when she goes out for the photo-ops. What a waste of a life. Giving away that necklace was the best thing she ever did.

Posted at 8:38AM on Mar 4th 2008 by diana

22. That was the most ridiculous display.....yeah, like she was being "spiritually" guided by anyone!! What a laugh. You could tell the whole thing was staged, and the paps were right there to record everything!!

Posted at 8:47AM on Mar 4th 2008 by dvin

23. One word... AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 9:00AM on Mar 4th 2008 by What?!

24. what !? nobody got 'first' on here !? I guess they went and got a life !! and paris is getting stupid weirder by the minute! good luck, bi*#ch !

Posted at 9:02AM on Mar 4th 2008 by whatever the FU*# !

25. Bill,

I was being sarcastic. Nobody would believe she could be pole dancing in Vegas one day and be a totally “enlighten” person the next. I was just commenting that this is another, not the first or last, fake publicity stunt pulled by a no talent wanaby famous person. I do agree, the people with real talent do not need to do this.

Posted at 9:02AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Frogger

26. She continues to do anything and everything to keep that spotlight.. because she really knows she sucks. I knew this was fake from the first photo... come on, this stunt was as hokie as her last movie... and what was it again? ah, who cares.

Posted at 9:15AM on Mar 4th 2008 by bvak

27. She continues to do anything and everything to keep that spotlight.. because she really knows she sucks. I knew this was fake from the first photo... come on, this stunt was as hokie as her last movie... and what was it again? ah, who cares.

Posted at 9:15AM on Mar 4th 2008 by bvak

28. She continues to do anything and everything to keep that spotlight.. because she really knows she sucks. I knew this was fake from the first photo... come on, this stunt was as hokie as her last movie... and what was it again? ah, who cares.

Posted at 9:16AM on Mar 4th 2008 by bvak

29. What a piece of trash!!! LIAR, EX-CON, SLUT, FAKE HAIR

AND, HER FAMILY IS PROUD OF HER?

SO THE NECKLACE WAS A FAKE TOO?

Some charity work you liar!!!!!!

Posted at 9:20AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Ms Kris

30. Should we consider this part of her "Charity work" she spoke so much about after she was incarcerated?

She isn't ugly ........but she is NOT a beautiful woman.....wonky eye (can't really help that I guess)...tranny feet (can't do anything there)...racist, promiscuous, ignorant, no talent , useless.... (these things she can change - but she never will)

Posted at 9:24AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Victoria

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