Paris' Guru EXPOSED!

Posted Mar 4th 2008 6:00AM by TMZ Staff

Paris Guru So you didn't think Paris Hilton was phony enough? Her "Guru" that has supposedly changed her life is actually a Hollywood actor.

His name is Maxie Santillan. He's starred in tons of films and TV shows including "My Name is Earl" and "Pirates of the Caribbean." According to IMDB, Maxie's latest projects are all in "post production" so clearly he has enough free time to whore it up for Paris.

BTW, Maxie's MySpace profile quote makes it clear -- he's the perfect spiritual guide for Paris. It reads, "Burbank can kiss my a**."

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31. Hey Frogger...

I know -- I was agreeing with you. Most people didn't believe for a heartbeat that this was real. That guy may be an actor but he was terrible in this "role." So was she, but that's certainly no surprise. I'm amazed that Hilton could be stupid enough to think that anyone would believe this was genuine -- even for a nanosecond. It wasn't even funny -- just offensive and in bad taste.

Posted at 9:25AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Bill

32. "Gonna get you'self a new guru, to make you'self a new you, in 'n effo't to raise yo' conscous level . . . what's hip today may be passe . . . . "

Posted at 9:25AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Rama Lama Ding Dong

33. "Parasite Hilton" is as phony as they come!! What REAL "goals" did she keep after her jail house stint?? Let's face it, Paris is in it for Paris, and that's it!! She adores the spotlight, and always has an "explanation" for everything she does. Her good deeds are always put off because of some uncontrollable reasons, but the partying, and "showpiece" men continues on. She changes boyfriends, partners, etc. the way most people change underwear. She seems to be just a spoiled, overinflated ego brat!!
These are NOT said out of jealousy for her money or anything else. She's just plain nasty and pathetic; and when you come right down to it, she is to be pitied because she is just a very empty person consumed by "it's all about me" attitude!

Posted at 9:30AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Dedee

34. A TMZ commenter had the scoop on the fake guru 2 days ago. If TMZ bothered to read the reader comments on the stories they report they could have discovered the real identity of Paris's fake guru 2 days ago when they first reported Paris's new guru friend and that; "The two later ventured over to Urth Caffe -- where she gave away a huge diamond necklace to a random stranger ... because her spirit guide told her to!"

See the "i know him" reader comments here:
http://www.tmz.com/2008/03/02/paris-goes-first-class-on-a-spiritual-plane/5#comments

#75. he is an actor and not a shaman. his name is maxie santillan jr, check him out on imdb

Posted at 3:47PM on Mar 2nd 2008 by i know him

And again here:
http://www.tmz.com/2008/03/02/paris-goes-first-class-on-a-spiritual-plane/6#comments

77. he is an actor and his name is maxie santillan jr, check him out on imdb

Posted at 3:53PM on Mar 2nd 2008 by i know him

Posted at 9:42AM on Mar 4th 2008 by just me

35. Seriously why people are upset about this? Are you people retard enough to believe it was a Guru in the first place, take as a joke and maybe you guys won´t look so stupid. TMZ thinks they are exposing what? Jesus the only one exposed was TMZ for giving publicity for a joke as something real in the first place.

Posted at 9:44AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Moita

36. I think that lady that Paris gave the "big diamond necklace" to should go have it appraised.....LOL It's probably as fake as she is. Paris is gonna say this was a stunt for a "new movie" she's doing....just like Britney's attacking the car with an umbrella was SUPPOSEDLY for a "new movie" she was doing.....hmmmmm, rememba????

Posted at 9:50AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Hmmmmm

37. wow. who would have guessed that the world would soon be taken over by pirates.

Posted at 9:55AM on Mar 4th 2008 by me

38. Why do ppls info come uo on my screen??

Posted at 9:58AM on Mar 4th 2008 by sunny

39. They're perfect for each other.

Posted at 9:59AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Maria

40. 'up"

Posted at 10:00AM on Mar 4th 2008 by sunny

41. The fungus that is Paris Hilton materialize on the scene of our lives and won't go away. This vomit on the ass of tick needs to just blow away!!

Posted at 10:00AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Lenn K.

42. "RAMA LAMA DING DONG"....Where is that from????...it sounds familiar