Paris' Guru EXPOSED!

Paris GuruSo you didn't think Paris Hilton was phony enough? Her "Guru" that has supposedly changed her life is actually a Hollywood actor.

His name is Maxie Santillan. He's starred in tons of films and TV shows including "My Name is Earl" and "Pirates of the Caribbean." According to IMDB, Maxie's latest projects are all in "post production" so clearly he has enough free time to whore it up for Paris.

BTW, Maxie's MySpace profile quote makes it clear -- he's the perfect spiritual guide for Paris. It reads, "Burbank can kiss my a**."

Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Paris Hilton

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46. It has happened before but now PC is acting stupid,, then it happened again this morning..
Are TMZ hackers in hiding???

Posted at 10:06AM on Mar 4th 2008 by sunny

47. Another clue the guys was a fake... his "look" doesn't match his outfit. Buddhist monk's usually don't look like homeless people. Nor do Shaman's wear Buddhist monk robes. Poor Paris... I bet she was the brainchild of this publicity stunt, but she's too ignorant to do it right.

She makes me sick! I wonder if Benji can see through her BS or if he even cares?

Posted at 10:07AM on Mar 4th 2008 by PM

48. Sunny, OMG!!! Really????? Now THAT is creepy.....that crap always makes me feel like someone is hackin my computer. Don't worry....I'm just a "blog lizzard"...not a hacker....LOL I didn't do anything to get my info there....

Posted at 10:08AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Hmmmmm

49. Try deleting your cookies, temp files, etc.....after it happened to me I felt soooo creepy.......it hasn't happened for the past few days, though.

Posted at 10:11AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Hmmmmm

50. Really now, I didn't need TMZ to tell me this guy was an actor and Paris is a phony....... Is everyone out there really that gullible????

Posted at 10:12AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Tara

51. "Rama lama ding dong" = do wop song + critizal name for "Zen Master Rama" (nee Fredric Lenz), an '80's guru who died of AID by drowning himself off the dock of his large Connecticut estate with his dog's collar around his neck = phony baloney = Paris's "guru"/bit part actor

Posted at 10:13AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Rama Lama Ding Dong

52. I have gotten other ppls info as well,, it is safe with me..Lol

Posted at 10:13AM on Mar 4th 2008 by sunny

53. I will try that Hmmm...Thanks for the info
can't lose my daily 'fix'..

Posted at 10:16AM on Mar 4th 2008 by sunny

54. For the love of God, with someone please squelch these two phony balonies?? Thanks

Posted at 10:19AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Anonymous

55. No problem, sunny....thanks!! LOL

Posted at 10:20AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Hmmmmm

56. There are losers, and then, sadly, there is Paris. The girl totally sucks at life.

Posted at 10:23AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Starbucks

57. RAMA....where is "gonna get myself a new guru, etc" from....which song???

Posted at 10:23AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Hmmmmm

58. To #35 & #36

Lol. Upset? Oh please, TMZ didn’t believe this for one second. Most people didn’t. Read the two articles that constantly poked fun at this dimwit in TMZ’s classic tongue-in-cheek style. Her “Guru,” “Spiritual Leader” – we all thought it was hysterical. TMZ showed us all, once again, what an idiot she really is.

As far as the true identify of this incredibly poor actor, they have to do fact checking first before they can report on who and what he really is – not just quote a poster.

Posted at 10:31AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Billy

59. Media Whore Paris will do anything for publicity. She must be retarded to not realize that the world thinks she's an ignorant imbecile. When is she going to start her "charity" work? Oh, that's right - she lies all the time, too.

Posted at 10:33AM on Mar 4th 2008 by No More Paris

60. To Sunny and Hmmmmm,,,

That's happened with other people before. IIf you delete cookies, or click on No to the "remember person info," it shouldn't happen. But TMZ should really fix this. It's their responsibility -- not ours..

Posted at 10:37AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Billy

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