Paris' Guru EXPOSED!

Posted Mar 4th 2008 6:00AM by TMZ Staff

Paris Guru So you didn't think Paris Hilton was phony enough? Her "Guru" that has supposedly changed her life is actually a Hollywood actor.

His name is Maxie Santillan. He's starred in tons of films and TV shows including "My Name is Earl" and "Pirates of the Caribbean." According to IMDB, Maxie's latest projects are all in "post production" so clearly he has enough free time to whore it up for Paris.

BTW, Maxie's MySpace profile quote makes it clear -- he's the perfect spiritual guide for Paris. It reads, "Burbank can kiss my a**."

Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Paris Hilton

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61. BET SHE DID HIM
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Posted at 10:38AM on Mar 4th 2008 by MEAN MOMMA

62. Whats her PRs next great idea? Remember , he thinks she can act!!!!!!
How can they seriously think we were dumb enough to fall for that Crap?

Posted at 10:39AM on Mar 4th 2008 by OhCrap

63. think he's doing her too?

Posted at 10:40AM on Mar 4th 2008 by jeff

64. MEAN MOMMA, Excellent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 10:41AM on Mar 4th 2008 by OhCrap

65. Ha! Go figure!

Posted at 10:42AM on Mar 4th 2008 by jollyex

66. I think this guy sold me some acid at Woodstock.

Posted at 10:44AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Fried Old Fred

67. Paris haters eat dumn flakes for breakfast.
Princess Paris is sweet and cuddly and talented and beautiful.

800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 10:49AM on Mar 4th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla

68. Gorilla- lol.....you make me laugh, i love you!

Posted at 11:02AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Ali

69. harvey, it's time for you to talk to her again, and ask her about this. if she didn't like what people said about her before, then this should really set her off--everyone knows she's a fake bitch

Posted at 11:18AM on Mar 4th 2008 by montana mike

70. Hey paris rules, where are you today? Why aren't you here spouting off about skanky just wanting enlightenment? Oh right, the guru is fake, just like paris and just like you........

Posted at 12:46PM on Mar 4th 2008 by Who's the loser now?

71. You know they kind of look alike if you take away the hair.

Posted at 12:46PM on Mar 4th 2008 by Joan K

72. Somebody please give this idiot skank a one way ticket to the other side of the world,we can't take her any more 27 and gettting dumber!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:26PM on Mar 4th 2008 by oh yah!!

73. Maybe Paris is just passing her goodies around to everyone that will take a piece of it?

Posted at 1:29PM on Mar 4th 2008 by J.D.

74. It is unfortunate that this woman is so unaware of her shallow life style that she continues to act as though we really CARE about her. Perhaps if the media and public stopped reading about her self-absorbed, look at me, adventures...she would just crawl back under the rock she came out from. She is an AIDS case waiting to happen. I can only hope that all the men ...Benji, this includes you....use heavy duty protection so as not to pass around the Parisites she no doubt has to be carrying. Let's just hope she doesn't procreate....that's all we'd need!!!

Posted at 1:51PM on Mar 4th 2008 by Joeygirl

75. Am I the only one here who thinks this dude's her new weedman? Om sativa sativa sativa...

Posted at 1:54PM on Mar 4th 2008 by I'llHaveWutTheyreSmokin

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