Paris' Guru EXPOSED!

Paris GuruSo you didn't think Paris Hilton was phony enough? Her "Guru" that has supposedly changed her life is actually a Hollywood actor.

His name is Maxie Santillan. He's starred in tons of films and TV shows including "My Name is Earl" and "Pirates of the Caribbean." According to IMDB, Maxie's latest projects are all in "post production" so clearly he has enough free time to whore it up for Paris.

BTW, Maxie's MySpace profile quote makes it clear -- he's the perfect spiritual guide for Paris. It reads, "Burbank can kiss my a**."

Tags: actor, guru, Maxie Santillan, MaxieSantillan, paris hilton, ParisHilton

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61. To #35 & #36

Lol. Upset? Oh please, TMZ didn’t believe this for one second. Most people didn’t. Read the two articles that constantly poked fun at this dimwit in TMZ’s classic tongue-in-cheek style. Her “Guru,” “Spiritual Leader” – we all thought it was hysterical. TMZ showed us all, once again, what an idiot she really is.

As far as the true identify of this incredibly poor actor, they have to do fact checking first before they can report on who and what he really is – not just quote a poster.

Posted at 10:31AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Billy

62. Media Whore Paris will do anything for publicity. She must be retarded to not realize that the world thinks she's an ignorant imbecile. When is she going to start her "charity" work? Oh, that's right - she lies all the time, too.

Posted at 10:33AM on Mar 4th 2008 by No More Paris

63. To Sunny and Hmmmmm,,,

That's happened with other people before. IIf you delete cookies, or click on No to the "remember person info," it shouldn't happen. But TMZ should really fix this. It's their responsibility -- not ours..

Posted at 10:37AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Billy

64. Whats her PRs next great idea? Remember , he thinks she can act!!!!!!
How can they seriously think we were dumb enough to fall for that Crap?

Posted at 10:39AM on Mar 4th 2008 by OhCrap

65. BET SHE DID HIM
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Posted at 10:38AM on Mar 4th 2008 by MEAN MOMMA

66. think he's doing her too?

Posted at 10:40AM on Mar 4th 2008 by jeff

67. MEAN MOMMA, Excellent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 10:41AM on Mar 4th 2008 by OhCrap

68. Ha! Go figure!

Posted at 10:42AM on Mar 4th 2008 by jollyex

69. I think this guy sold me some acid at Woodstock.

Posted at 10:44AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Fried Old Fred

70. Paris haters eat dumn flakes for breakfast.
Princess Paris is sweet and cuddly and talented and beautiful.

800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 10:49AM on Mar 4th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla

71. Gorilla- lol.....you make me laugh, i love you!

Posted at 11:02AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Ali

72. hes not actually trying to hide the fact that he is an actor if you look at his myspace the photos of him being in those movies are right there , so What paris is dumb like thats anything new GREAT DETECTIVE WORK tMZ

Posted at 1:56PM on Mar 4th 2008 by stacie

73. harvey, it's time for you to talk to her again, and ask her about this. if she didn't like what people said about her before, then this should really set her off--everyone knows she's a fake bitch

Posted at 11:18AM on Mar 4th 2008 by montana mike

74. you guys are awesome. i was wondering how long it would take you to find out who this guy was. im impressed.

Posted at 4:28PM on Mar 4th 2008 by morgan s.

75. Hey paris rules, where are you today? Why aren't you here spouting off about skanky just wanting enlightenment? Oh right, the guru is fake, just like paris and just like you........

Posted at 12:46PM on Mar 4th 2008 by Who's the loser now?

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