Paris' Guru EXPOSED!

Paris GuruSo you didn't think Paris Hilton was phony enough? Her "Guru" that has supposedly changed her life is actually a Hollywood actor.

His name is Maxie Santillan. He's starred in tons of films and TV shows including "My Name is Earl" and "Pirates of the Caribbean." According to IMDB, Maxie's latest projects are all in "post production" so clearly he has enough free time to whore it up for Paris.

BTW, Maxie's MySpace profile quote makes it clear -- he's the perfect spiritual guide for Paris. It reads, "Burbank can kiss my a**."

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76. hes not actually trying to hide the fact that he is an actor if you look at his myspace the photos of him being in those movies are right there , so What paris is dumb like thats anything new GREAT DETECTIVE WORK tMZ

Posted at 1:56PM on Mar 4th 2008 by stacie

77. She showed total disrespect to the cultures that consider a shaman a revered figure. For the sake of a photo op, for goodness sake. I guess it is true, there is NOTHING this skank will not do in order to get her mug in front of a camera.

Posted at 2:02PM on Mar 4th 2008 by SHAME ON YOU paris

78. USELESS C*NT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL HILTONS JUST BUNCH OF F@*%$#S!

Posted at 2:32PM on Mar 4th 2008 by Herpy- pAris Hilton

79. He is as Phony as Paris is. She probably paid him to go with her so that she could get her ugly photo in the news. TMZ should take this scam seriously and QUIT TAKING PHOTOS AND RUNNING STORIES on Paris Hilton. She is untalented and everything that she has done, i.e. movies, cd's, perfume, champaigne in a can, clothing, and so on and so on has stunk. Very few people like her and the ones that do are people that make money off of the skank.
Go away Paris.

Posted at 2:51PM on Mar 4th 2008 by GO AWAY PARIS

80. Everyone Hates Paris!


Everyone Hates Paris!

Posted at 2:53PM on Mar 4th 2008 by Paris is so FAKE!

81. hey where is mother hilton today? she was spouting off yesterday about how the guru was going to advise paris and that none of us would know anything about spirituality, blah blah blah, with her usual accusation of jealousy, blah blah blah....

truth is mother hilton, the reason why your ho-bag daughter even needs guru advice is because she was raised by a money grubbing bottom feeder.

Posted at 3:30PM on Mar 4th 2008 by billybob

82. But, but, Paris is doing all that post-jail charity work. Why, she even adopted a kitten from a rescue agency...okay so she dropped it at the vet and forgot to pick it up but it was only for two weeks and she does so much promotional work for strippers and porn. Why ya'll hatin' on poor Paris? I'll bet she searched far and wide to find this Guru and after all she did say he changed her life....

Posted at 3:59PM on Mar 4th 2008 by Don't Be Stupid. Vote For Hillary

83. you guys are awesome. i was wondering how long it would take you to find out who this guy was. im impressed.

Posted at 4:28PM on Mar 4th 2008 by morgan s.

84. Dear Paris,

You are the center of the universe.
The world revolves around you.
You are the high point of 13.7 billion years of evolution.
I adore you.

800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 9:16PM on Mar 4th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla

85. whats your point anon

Posted at 10:08PM on Mar 4th 2008 by 2drk2fck

86. Dear hmmmmm,
Rama lama ding dong is : OO EEE OOO Ah ah ding dang lama rama ding dong, is the chorus to that Ancient (60's) hit of my Mother's high school days, " She was a one eyed, one horned flying purple people eater." Also a chorus to many 50's songs when rock and roll first started.

Posted at 10:12PM on Mar 4th 2008 by Marie Claire

87. Dear Billy Bob: Momma knows she was found out, so she flew to the Caymans for the "Season" ! The way they deal with controversy or kid problems , is to hop on a jet for Europe or the Caymans. KID PROBLEM=Rick dahling, our daughter is not turning out as I had hoped.

Posted at 10:20PM on Mar 4th 2008 by Marie Claire

88. Is there anything about Paris that isn't FAKE ???? Hmmmmmm.........Uhhhhhhhhhhh.......ummmmmm.......jeeeeeeezzzz.....
Guess not, Get that woman a GED, at least. I will give her 1 thing. She has a totallly flat ass, and has not purchased a fake one, like the Kardashian

Posted at 10:47PM on Mar 4th 2008 by Uncle Teddy

89. First, oo eeee oooo ah ah tng tang wallah wallah ding dang is from a song called "The Witch Doctor", popular in 1958, also is in the play, "Grease".

Second, I can't believe that Paris Hilton is marketing Champagne in a CAN ! I did some research- IT'S TRUE. OH MY GOSH !!!
Aluminum wrecks the taste of Champagne- you Dumb Blonde Bimbo ! Who would buy this Apcray ???!!! HAHAHAHA LMAO!!
Chalk up another failed biz for the Nimrodette.

Posted at 10:55PM on Mar 4th 2008 by Bonnie Boo

90. wow.. Paris is a lost soul. A scared little girl who has no idea of self or reality. To not know who you really are with all that constant attention.. someone cry for Paris..cuz it won't be me.

Posted at 1:38AM on Mar 5th 2008 by AmyJ808

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