Paris' Guru EXPOSED!

76. Maybe Paris is just passing her goodies around to everyone that will take a piece of it?

Posted at 1:29PM on Mar 4th 2008 by J.D.

77. Somebody please give this idiot skank a one way ticket to the other side of the world,we can't take her any more 27 and gettting dumber!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:26PM on Mar 4th 2008 by oh yah!!

78. It is unfortunate that this woman is so unaware of her shallow life style that she continues to act as though we really CARE about her. Perhaps if the media and public stopped reading about her self-absorbed, look at me, adventures...she would just crawl back under the rock she came out from. She is an AIDS case waiting to happen. I can only hope that all the men ...Benji, this includes you....use heavy duty protection so as not to pass around the Parisites she no doubt has to be carrying. Let's just hope she doesn't procreate....that's all we'd need!!!

Posted at 1:51PM on Mar 4th 2008 by Joeygirl

79. Am I the only one here who thinks this dude's her new weedman? Om sativa sativa sativa...

Posted at 1:54PM on Mar 4th 2008 by I'llHaveWutTheyreSmokin

80. She showed total disrespect to the cultures that consider a shaman a revered figure. For the sake of a photo op, for goodness sake. I guess it is true, there is NOTHING this skank will not do in order to get her mug in front of a camera.

Posted at 2:02PM on Mar 4th 2008 by SHAME ON YOU paris

81. USELESS C*NT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL HILTONS JUST BUNCH OF F@*%$#S!

Posted at 2:32PM on Mar 4th 2008 by Herpy- pAris Hilton

82. Everyone Hates Paris!


Everyone Hates Paris!

Posted at 2:53PM on Mar 4th 2008 by Paris is so FAKE!

83. But, but, Paris is doing all that post-jail charity work. Why, she even adopted a kitten from a rescue agency...okay so she dropped it at the vet and forgot to pick it up but it was only for two weeks and she does so much promotional work for strippers and porn. Why ya'll hatin' on poor Paris? I'll bet she searched far and wide to find this Guru and after all she did say he changed her life....

Posted at 3:59PM on Mar 4th 2008 by Don't Be Stupid. Vote For Hillary

84. hey where is mother hilton today? she was spouting off yesterday about how the guru was going to advise paris and that none of us would know anything about spirituality, blah blah blah, with her usual accusation of jealousy, blah blah blah....

truth is mother hilton, the reason why your ho-bag daughter even needs guru advice is because she was raised by a money grubbing bottom feeder.

Posted at 3:30PM on Mar 4th 2008 by billybob

85. wow.. Paris is a lost soul. A scared little girl who has no idea of self or reality. To not know who you really are with all that constant attention.. someone cry for Paris..cuz it won't be me.

Posted at 1:38AM on Mar 5th 2008 by AmyJ808

86. Dear Paris,

You are the center of the universe.
The world revolves around you.
You are the high point of 13.7 billion years of evolution.
I adore you.

800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 9:16PM on Mar 4th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla

87. whats your point anon

Posted at 10:08PM on Mar 4th 2008 by 2drk2fck

88. Dear hmmmmm,
Rama lama ding dong is : OO EEE OOO Ah ah ding dang lama rama ding dong, is the chorus to that Ancient (60's) hit of my Mother's high school days, " She was a one eyed, one horned flying purple people eater." Also a chorus to many 50's songs when rock and roll first started.

Posted at 10:12PM on Mar 4th 2008 by Marie Claire

89. Dear Billy Bob: Momma knows she was found out, so she flew to the Caymans for the "Season" ! The way they deal with controversy or kid problems , is to hop on a jet for Europe or the Caymans. KID PROBLEM=Rick dahling, our daughter is not turning out as I had hoped.

Posted at 10:20PM on Mar 4th 2008 by Marie Claire

90. Is there anything about Paris that isn't FAKE ???? Hmmmmmm.........Uhhhhhhhhhhh.......ummmmmm.......jeeeeeeezzzz.....
Guess not, Get that woman a GED, at least. I will give her 1 thing. She has a totallly flat ass, and has not purchased a fake one, like the Kardashian

Posted at 10:47PM on Mar 4th 2008 by Uncle Teddy