Paris' Guru EXPOSED!

Paris GuruSo you didn't think Paris Hilton was phony enough? Her "Guru" that has supposedly changed her life is actually a Hollywood actor.

His name is Maxie Santillan. He's starred in tons of films and TV shows including "My Name is Earl" and "Pirates of the Caribbean." According to IMDB, Maxie's latest projects are all in "post production" so clearly he has enough free time to whore it up for Paris.

BTW, Maxie's MySpace profile quote makes it clear -- he's the perfect spiritual guide for Paris. It reads, "Burbank can kiss my a**."

Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Paris Hilton

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91. From the first photo I knew that this guy was a fake. He actually looked like Paris took him off the street (a homeless man) and put a shaman outfit on him and then they went shopping and to that restaurant. In my opinion Paris Hilton is in desperate need of a wake up call. I think that she takes Everything for granted and needs a real life lesson (other than that stupid jail time) to happen to her. She is very egotistical and until she changes that about herself she will always be a stupid B*T#Ch.

Posted at 5:46AM on Mar 5th 2008 by WicKedLy Sweet

92. wasnt he andy kaufman's guru too?

Posted at 12:25AM on Mar 6th 2008 by liame

93. TMZ got punk'd...this is a setup by Ashton Kutcher for his new show "Pop Fiction," an eight-episode series, its a prank show targeting paparazzi and gullible media outlets. Check out abc news. http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/Television/story?id=4401602&page=1

Posted at 11:30AM on Mar 7th 2008 by A to the L to the A to the N

94. It seems the joke is on all of us. e channel showed a new show called pop fiction. the guru/paris thing was a prank on the paparazzi and celebrity media. the guru is not an actor. he is a biker from the san fernando valley. it is a show for celebrities to get back at all the rumor mills and show how silly all these celebrity worship is. i think its fabulous! they also gave avrel a pouch so that she would look pregnant! it's hilarious!

Posted at 11:07PM on Mar 9th 2008 by Veronica Fitzhugh

95. It's all fake! Did you see the new show called "Pop Fiction"!?!?!?!? It's the latest "Punk'd" created by who else??? Ashton Kutcher.

Posted at 1:17AM on Mar 10th 2008 by Kelly Pottebaum

96. You people are the most retarded people in the world. Finally a celebrity has gotten your ass, and you are acting like a high school bully who just got punched in the face. Oh man, someone you made fun of just got the best of you. That sucks. This show Pop Fiction is gonna KICK YOUR ASS.

Posted at 11:56AM on Mar 11th 2008 by Silas Wing

97. haha this was a JOKE she played on the press for e tv's pop fiction. anyone watch it on e. she did it to show people how paparazzi will start making rediculous conclusions without her even saying anything. everything was set up from the guy to the bookstore to her giving some random person jewelry. if i recall the only thing i ever remember her saying throughout the whole thing was "cause its good to give" it also made me feel bad for paris because everywhere she goes there are people following her and blinding light.

Posted at 3:46PM on Mar 13th 2008 by christian

98. Very interesting, thanks

Posted at 5:56PM on Apr 1st 2008 by Hulk

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