Celebrity Justice
Spears -- Not Her -- Arraigned on Sex Charge

Hyde multiple-rejectee Aries Spears was hauled into Manhattan Supreme Court today, and was arraigned on a sexual abuse charge, and now faces up to 90 days in the slammer.
Aries Spears
The alleged incident took place on Feb. 2, after Aries' two sets at Comix Comedy Club in Manhattan. The accuser -- as the complaint alleges -- says that Spears reached out his arm and placed his "open palm on [her] breast," without her consent.

Spears was charged with a third-degree sexual abuse misdemeanor, and is due back for another hearing April 16. His lawyer did not immediately return a call for comment.

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16. You're giving Texas a bad name. Don't you have anything better to do besides hang out on the computer and post first to every story. You make me sad for you. Are you homebound and disabled?

Posted at 1:52PM on Mar 4th 2008 by Ali/Kelli/TexasChick

17. how am i giving texas a bad name? it sounds to me ur just made cause you haven't been first.......HATER that's what u r

Posted at 1:55PM on Mar 4th 2008 by TexasChick

18. Where is the love?

Posted at 1:56PM on Mar 4th 2008 by Sarah W

19. #18 TexasChick...learn how to spell. Did you mean "mad" instead of "made"? No, I'm not mad. I can't get mad at retards, I have pity.

Posted at 2:03PM on Mar 4th 2008 by TexasChick is retarded

20. Um. Maybe you want to REDACT the accuser's name so she does not become a vistim again???

Posted at 2:36PM on Mar 4th 2008 by Spleenectomy

21. #20 - FYI, there is a new word you might want to famliarize yourself with............MENTALLY CHALLENGED! You are really showing your ignorance.

Posted at 2:09PM on Mar 4th 2008 by Dallas

22. I meant #19!

Posted at 2:10PM on Mar 4th 2008 by Dallas

23. Hey Dallas...it's not a new word. Actually it's not A word, it's 2 words....RETARD! I don't have to be politically correct. I'll leave that up to you.

Posted at 2:17PM on Mar 4th 2008 by Dallas is a retard

24. No problem! continue to show your ignorance!

Posted at 2:29PM on Mar 4th 2008 by Dallas

25. Nicker keep your hands to yourself.

Nicker puleeeeeeze...

Posted at 2:31PM on Mar 4th 2008 by Nicker please

26. The victim will not be a victim again unless she is stupid enough to sit her big, ugly a$$ up front at another comedy show. This was not a criminal act - it was part of a comedy act. Everyone should know that if you are fat and/or funny-looking, you should not sit up front at a comedy show - you will get picked on. He high-fived her boobs, which - funny or not - is certainly not an act worth wasting police & court time and taxpayers' money.

Posted at 2:44PM on Mar 4th 2008 by pop culture pro

27. He appeared on MAD TV. To the accuser.....GET OVER IT! It was a hand that touched your breast. SO WHAT!!! You think because he has money it's okay to sue over something as simple as this??? That's not right.

Posted at 12:32PM on Mar 5th 2008 by me

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