Green Has Jumped the Shark

3/5/2008 8:00 AM PST
Paris Hilton has just breathed new life into the petroleum industry. She's going green, which means the movement is officially dead.

The woman who is famous for getting pulled over in really expensive cars after drinking margaritas has just purchased a GMC Yukon Hybrid. The actual car Miss Hilton purchased, which is still on the lot, is featured above in our photo gallery. EXCLUSIVE!!!!!!

It gets 20 miles to the gallon and seats 19 anorexic D-listers.