"Millionaire Matchmaker" Is the New Heidi Fleiss

Bravo may want to check out muppet-faced yenta Patti Stanger's credentials, because last night's finale of "Millionaire Matchmaker" featured two successful men on dates with educated women of high pedigree and social standing -- like Playboy cybergirls and escorts!

Cidney (left) was made out to be a wholesome Jewish girl with a Masters in Journalism -- but they forgot to mention she models for Playboy and was something called Cybergirl of the Month. While Cidney accepted a marriage proposal from Vegas real estate mogul Paul Murad after just one date, turns out the couple have already split. Shocker!

On the show "Marcela" was said to be a travel agent, in actuality she looks a lot like "Victoria" (right) from the escort website Miamicompanions.com. But you don't have to be a millionaire to date Victoria -- she can be all yours for $300/hour!

TMZ contacted Bravo for comment, but have not heard back.



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76. That woman is literally pimping out esorts and whores. Wow. CLASSY.

Posted at 10:48AM on Mar 6th 2008 by Jennifer

77. This show has really taken TV to its lowest limit. Patty basically runs a high class call girl service for rich men. She can spin it any way she wants, that's what it is. She grooms these women to be exactly the fantasy that rich men want - long hair, great body, and very little intellect to challenge the illusion. After reading the shows website, I sent Patty an email asking her how they verified the "intellect" of the women. Did they do IQ testing? Did they verify degrees? Did they require college level educations? Naturally, I didn't receive a response back. I also questioned Patty about her CA relationship consultant. The woman has a theater background, but no degrees in psychology or behavior. Again, no response back. These men are paying top dollar to be supplied with women. Period. Patty isn't in it for the thrill of matchmaking - or she'd do it for all income levels not just the rich - she's doing it for the money. It's a call girl service very thinly spun as a matchmaking service. These men are PAYING for women. Bottom line. Most of the women shown on Patty's website are models. These are not highly educated or cerebral women. They're trading sex for the possibility of a rich man and not having to work again. What's ironic is that the TV network thought we wouldn't see through the marketing to the actuality of the business. Patty is a madam and she hooks up the rich men with beautiful women for sex. It's all very distasteful.

Posted at 12:58PM on Mar 6th 2008 by paisley

78. So many issues with this show.

1)She insists she is in it for the love rather than money and that none of her girls are gold diggers. Why then does she always introduce the men as the "millionaires" rather than simply "men" How can she not have gold diggers if this is how she runs her service. Plus, she's always pushing her johns to take women on insane elaborate dates (helicopters, private plane travel etc. etc.) Good way to only draw women who are in it for the love.

2)Others have mentioned the quality of the women in her service. You are all right. She always seems to be scrambling to find acceptable matches. If she had so many quality women in their system this would not be an issue. Plus they are almost always seem to be aspiring actresses and models without any education at all. Additionally she has moronic ideas about what men want. Remember when she said no men want redheads?

3)What the heck are wrong with these men?! Seriously.. I can understand wanting to seek out a matchmaker but to seek a matchmaker that only recruit women who want millionaires? Are they insane? Why in the world would they pay her insane fees.

Oh... and have i mentioned how annoying her staff is?

Posted at 1:54PM on Mar 6th 2008 by Big Red

79. Has anyone other then me noticed that all the girls on the show are HORRIFIC. Millionaire material??? They have bad hair, no style, bad clothes, and basically UGLY. I dont get it

Posted at 2:19PM on Mar 6th 2008 by Cocoree

80. Haha. My Boss's "Friend" was on this show. They said she was a boutique owner or something like that. I think they also said she had some sort of degree. Which I think would be hard to get, considering she can barely read. I guess they didn't think the occupation of "Crack Whore" would cut it. They also said at the end, she was in a committed relationship with the guy she was matched with. Unless the committed relationship includes her continuing to blow my boss, I'm guessing the whole thing was a fake.

Posted at 3:56PM on Mar 6th 2008 by anywherebut here

81. Madam Patti and her concubines service the whore mongering millionaires. What ? Too Busy to talk with another person and get to know them?

Posted at 3:54PM on Mar 6th 2008 by tazmania

82. Patti Stanger gave them what they wanted.
Those millionaries are no better than the woman.
I would marry both. Of course Iam a poor.

Posted at 5:02PM on Mar 6th 2008 by Jesup

83. Thanks for outing these women. You have to be OFF or a gold digger when you air your dirty laundry on TV.

Posted at 5:37PM on Mar 6th 2008 by Cynical

84. So, the "millionaire matchmaker" is setting up her millionaire clients with nude models & whores, eh? So long to her business; also, I think she'll be getting a call from LAPD Bunko really soon. That's what happens to madams & panderers...

Posted at 5:44PM on Mar 6th 2008 by Loser, loser, LOSER!

85. Paul actually seemed like an OK guy. Cidney on the other hand did
seem suspect. She's a glam girl who tries to hide behind the "good
Jewish girl with a solid family" facade. Hell only ONE of her parents
is Jewish. Any woman who takes her clothes off for money is desperate.
She can't break into anything else. Now, sure, some opportunities have
come from doing this. I think tracy Lords comes to mind. I think
Rutger Hauer did porn originally. Anyway-her own website is suspended
http://www.cidneycarson.com. Guess she can't pay the rent! And to
agree to marry someone on the first date is beyond pathetic, truly.
I'm sure Paul did some background checking and found out the truth,
and kicked her uptown ass to the curb. Cidney-I'll give you $100 to
lick my feet for 2 hours. That's a bout the only use I have for you.
Oh, and Patti-what's with the maternity tops? I bet those tig old
bitties hang somewhere south of her navel. Nice!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh and
Cidney cancelled her Myspace profile-guess the heat is too hot in the
kitchen. It sucks to be you Cidney!!

Posted at 6:55PM on Mar 6th 2008 by santacruztodd

86. I wonder why TMZ does not know about Sabrina the porn "actress" who Lonnie the restaurant guy went out with on the show. There are pics of her all over the net by the name Sabrina Rose. I guess even TMZ might have a hard time finding a photo of her to post that doesn't require blocking out the sometimes multiple male genitalia going into her. This show is a complete fraud and a joke!

Posted at 8:05PM on Mar 6th 2008 by MZ

87. I just noticed that there are two by the name Sabrina Rose. Lonnie's date seems to do just girl-girl. I guess she's not very into guys? Gee -- I guess Patti was way off when she told Lonnie she'd hook him up with a woman who'd have dinner waiting for him! More like she'd have a three-way waiting for him...

Posted at 8:12PM on Mar 6th 2008 by MZ

88. I hope this show gets canceled VERY SOON.
My best friend baned her 14 yr. old daughter from watching after we all watched the 1st episode together.
What a terrible message conveyed by Patty's grooming technique of the Women. The guys are paying her
$20,000.00 to find them their dream "marriage" material (meat). They would be much better off hanging
out with a puppy in an upscale park or meeting woman in the shoe dept. of Nordstorms better yet the local
library..lol.. ANYWAY IS BETTER THAN this "WHOREMATCH"...LOL
And Patty is a Hot Mess acting like she's got this "matchmaking" down to a fine science and that SHE is a
professional. With those nasty women and her tacky interviews...lol..she is nothing but a Madam.

I liked the one where the poor little putz is sitting on the boat ready for a sunset cruise with his new clothes on
after a day of shopping with Madam Patty..lol. And his heavily siliCONded blond "hairdresser/beautician"
dime piece shows up HOURS later without even an explanation of why she was late. He was just happy to
see her new lips.! Dumb, Dumb and Dumber!!!

Posted at 10:27PM on Mar 6th 2008 by StrongWomenUniteAndProtestThisShow

89. I have never seen a group of more pathetic, judgemental, puritanical and just plain ignorant people in my life as some of you posting here. To equate posing for Playboy to being a slut, a whore or a porn performer on that one act alone is just mindless blathering. You should all go back to watching and commenting on Springer or getting a new aerial for your mobile home..

Posted at 2:36AM on Mar 7th 2008 by upeopleneedalife

90. "wholesome Jewish girl with a Masters in Journalism..." Oh please, I laugh. HAHAHAHA.

The only thing wholesome about Patti Stanger would be...

...ok, I give up. She's about as wholesome as Britney's virginal wedding night.

Posted at 2:04PM on Mar 7th 2008 by bitchplz

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