16. I don't know which is worse.....................this guy or Perez Hilton! They are both pretty bad!

Posted at 11:49AM on Mar 5th 2008 by Dallas

17. He is smiling because he knows ?something? that you don't...

Posted at 11:49AM on Mar 5th 2008 by Livin4Fantasys

18. There's something wrong with the Universe when people like this have billions of dollars.

Posted at 11:49AM on Mar 5th 2008 by Whoa

19. LOL dallas---who would! wait....did you??

Posted at 11:50AM on Mar 5th 2008 by Ali

20. um, cant he afford to get a manicure?

Posted at 11:50AM on Mar 5th 2008 by david

21. #21 - Hell No!

Posted at 11:51AM on Mar 5th 2008 by Dallas

22. Light in the loafers I'd say.

Posted at 11:51AM on Mar 5th 2008 by Montana

23. Who the f*** is this person?????!!!!!

Posted at 11:53AM on Mar 5th 2008 by boredintheusa

24. Funny or Die .com
Perez Hilton is Gummi Bear

Posted at 11:54AM on Mar 5th 2008 by Festus Hagan

25. Looking at that nasty thang makes me want to take a bath in clorox and gargle with diesel fuel!
People like that should be banished to their own island and prohibited from breeding.
He is almost as nasty as Paris Hilton.

Posted at 12:01PM on Mar 5th 2008 by Cut to the chase!

26. Dead bear walking.......I give him three weeks before we hear about him keeling over from a massive heart attack.

Posted at 12:06PM on Mar 5th 2008 by Jennifer

27. I bet his parents are really proud of him! NOT!

Posted at 12:10PM on Mar 5th 2008 by Me

28. If fat Perez and Ashton Kutcher had a love child...

Posted at 12:13PM on Mar 5th 2008 by Bubbaness

29. Shouldn't TMZ stop following this no-talent, rich-for-doing-absolutely-nothing- dirtbag around?

Posted at 12:14PM on Mar 5th 2008 by Hoozat

30. I love the "I just rolled out of bed and dug in the dirt" vibe he's sporting-it's the new look all the rich rehabbers are going for!

Posted at 12:17PM on Mar 5th 2008 by tracey