Det. Munch to Starlets -- I'll Lock You Up!

3/6/2008 8:00 PM PST
Richard Belzer, who plays a detective on "Law & Order: SVU," knows one sure way to make the world safe from (and for) celebridiots. Unfortunately, it would also put TMZ out of business.

Wondering about the wheelchair? Eh, nothing to worry about. Just a little "basketball" injury.