Gummi Bear Out of Jail Hibernation

1. preventing someone from saying "first".

Posted at 9:58AM on Mar 7th 2008 by j

2. OMFG. hes sOoOOo FUGLY.





















GROSSS.. .ew.

Posted at 9:58AM on Mar 7th 2008 by jlMAC

3. Who gives a crap about this guy?!?!?

Posted at 10:01AM on Mar 7th 2008 by Cupcake Whore

4. Good work j!
Another worthless story about a worthless person.

Posted at 10:07AM on Mar 7th 2008 by Bloatie Bear

5. I pray he be given at least a 30 day stay in the county jail where he will be beaten, abused, raped and extorted from. This will be his only way to clean up his act once and for all. if he gets off because of money and connections, it will simply enable him to do worse, and possibly kill an innocent person when driving under the influence of heroin or booze.

Getting raped in the behind is a life changing event, and gummi needs something like that to change his life. Words and counseling wont help.

Posted at 10:08AM on Mar 7th 2008 by Mr Sammy Kahn

6. "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life."

Posted at 10:10AM on Mar 7th 2008 by TMZ has jumped the shark

7. New! Heroin-Flavored Gummi-Bears Candy!

Posted at 10:10AM on Mar 7th 2008 by He's nasty

8. Who cares about this M.O. He is disgusting and looks like a clown with his "natural" blonde/orange hair.

Posted at 10:11AM on Mar 7th 2008 by I gotta take a crap!

9. TMZ:

Somehow you apparently are under the false impression that we are interested in Gummi Bear's life, exploits, whatever. At least once or twice a week, you have articles on this idiot, for some reason that I still cannot begin to understand. Let me clear this up now by saying, we are not the least bit interested in this clown. He is only semi-famous with TMZ, and only because TMZ has gone out of its way to follow him around and write stupid stories about him, ignoring the fact that the majority of your readers really dont care. Funny but no other celeb news organization ever mentions this guy, which makes me wonder if he knows people at TMZ personally or somehow has a financial deal with TMZ to publish articles about his every move. Either way, he is a spoiled, nasty looking, egotistical, clueless moron.

Please, no more Gummi Bear. His 15 minutes were up three months ago.

Posted at 10:20AM on Mar 7th 2008 by capnmarvel

10. Getting raped in the behind is a life changing event, and gummi needs something like that to change his life. Words and counseling wont help.

Posted at 10:08AM on Mar 7th 2008 by Mr Sammy Kahn


Dude, you are mentally off, but so f-ing hilarious!!!

Posted at 10:17AM on Mar 7th 2008 by Who cares?

11. Please. Is he paying you guys. Nobody cares about this worthless turd of a human.

Posted at 10:28AM on Mar 7th 2008 by NO MORE GUMMI

12. I've seen stories about this guy on tmz. Who is he and why is he a celebrity? Could someone please enlighten me? Thanks.

Posted at 10:34AM on Mar 7th 2008 by al

13. Ok, I am serious: Who IS this guy??? What did he do to be "famous"? He is an ugly nut job.

Posted at 10:40AM on Mar 7th 2008 by momx4

14. Does any one else smell the next Hollywood drug overdose? Except no one will car when this guy kicks it....

I swear I see Chris Farley in his chubby little eyes.

Posted at 11:02AM on Mar 7th 2008 by FamousPlastic.com

15. FYI ; this guy is greasy bear's brother , the one who hangs out w/ paris hilton, yeah rich kids club ! and his bro is skinny compared 2 him ! he looks like a fat elvis /bottle blond ! hah !

Posted at 10:45AM on Mar 7th 2008 by whatever tha fu*!