Eva Longoria's Grand Opening

Eva is lickable...The nicest hiney in Hwood...

It is true that Eva Longoria is not that pretty or talented. But the fact is she got lucky and is enjoying a life most of wished we had.Could it be that alot of readers have to work at tedious jobs and are jealos of her cause she doesnt have too? All over America there are countless hispanic, french, italian, russian, etc. restaurants. For me I am glad, cause if I don't like the food, decor or cook I can always go to another place. I never realized how much haters exist for hating. Geewizzz GET A LIFE HATERS!

Robertson is in the L.A., right, not the O.C.?

I don't hate Eva....actually I admire her tremendously because she has worked hard getting herself and her family out of sheer poverty and she does have a compassionate side....but then there is also the supremely narcissisitc side of her that is gross and hateful....I just call 'em as I see 'um....

If this woman truly cared she would feed and employ some of the needy, homeless underbelly of society...I'm just sayin'

EVA IS TRASH JUST LIKE MARIO.....JUST CHECK OUT PAGE SIX.COM AND SEE WHAT I MEAN. MARIO GAVE EVA A CARTIER NECKLACE FOR THE OPENING OF HER NEW RESTAURANT. THEY SEEMED TO BE TOO CHUMMY WHILE THEY WERE EATING LUNCH TOGETHER......HMM. TRUST ME PEEPS WATCHING THIS WILL CONFIRM THAT TONY AND EVA'S MARRIAGE WILL BE OVER SOON. EVA YOU DO NOT DESERVE TONY BECAUSE HE IS A SWEET DUDE UNLIKE MARIO Z-LIST LOPEZ WHO IS SHALLOW AND ARROGANT AS YOU ARE. TONY P ,YOU NEED TO ANNUL THIS JOKE OF A MARRIAGE SOON AND FIND SOME WOMAN WHO CARES AND SUPPORTS YOU FOR YOURSELF NOT YOUR MONEY. COME ON MAN GROW SOME CAJONES, AND DUMP THE BITCH.

She's a crappy actor. She's just all shades of bad. She's so phony. Acting all Mexican, she's not even remotely fluent. Never forget her quote during the Hurricane Katrina crisis. "I'm from Corpus Christi so I've been through a ton of hurricanes." There's been three to make landfall since 1900. None during her life. She's a liar and a bad actress. And, people, what is sexy about a 5' 100 lb. girl? Isn't that like fantasizing about a sixth grader? Ick.

14. Another Lousey Mexican resturant? just what LA needs!

Posted at 1:06PM on Mar 8th 2008 by Renegade

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LMFAO! yeah we have way too many crappy Mexican restaurants!..I'd tell people to save their money and go to El Cholo.

How can this woman be so popular when everything here sounds like nobody likes her (including me) just another Mexican taking over the movies and TV, I didn't like her on Young and Restless, and when she left there I thought "Good Ridence" and here she showed up on DH and of course I do not watch that because of her. And she is a show off and thinks she is much better than she is. thinks she is really something ha !!!!!!!

#20 her husband was in Denver getting there ass kicked when Eva is not with him he sits on the bench and looks like A lost puppy.If he doesn't watch out he may be the one doing the cooking in there new resturant.I am A big spurs fan but I get so damn sick of them always having to show her ugly ass ever time she is there with him it's not like they show the rest of the players wives most of them look way better than the little tom boy.she so needs to get over self.I heard she was was going to have A baby BIG BIG mistake TONY you are smarter than that I hope.If not I hope you get what you deserve.

Suck it up like a sponge Eva, because one day, you're going to wake up and be just a foot note.
Who is Eva Longoria anyway? I know she's on a TV show, but I'm just not interested enough to
google her.

What a bunch of morons posting here.

1) ANY of the restaurants "owned" by celebrities are partnerships. In this case with Todd English, a successful chef and a couple of other partners, one of whom is behind a few of LA hottest clubs. You won't ever see Eva eating there much less waiting tables.

2) Don't insult someone's ethnicity as a reason your OPINION of them is they aren't a good actor or good looking. Makes you look like a complete racist butt wipe - which you probably are but who needs to read that on the internet.

3) Eva Longoria & Mario Lopez are good friends, nothing more and nothing more I can write on a public board.

So the 12-16 year olds need to go wash their faces to get rid of their zits, and the old maids need to go eat a gallon of ice cream. Your petty jealousy is as obvious as your ever widening a**.

And "HMR", so what...15-20 people out of millions in the US post crap and "nobody" likes her? Didn't learn much about statistics in math?

SHE IS ALWAYS WITH MARIO LOPEZ WHEN HER HUSBAND IS IN FRACE... WHAT IS THE STATUS OF THE COMPANY OF MARIO AND EVA ALL THE TIME... SOMETHING IS SO **FICHY********** THAT'S WHY HER HUSBAND HAD A **GORGEOUS FRENCH WOMAN AT HIS SIDE IN FRANCE ****** (BEAUTIFUL WOMAN).. EVA IS KNOW TO HAVE ** VERY BAD BREATH** .