After Brandon Davis finally found his ride outside of Villa last night -- and it took longer than it should have -- a very boobalicious club-goer unleashed a rant on him to rival the classic "Lindsay Lohan is a firecrotch!" diatribe.
Is not having a table at Villa really an insult?
Greasy Gets Firecrotched!
3/8/2008 1:50 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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