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Greasy Gets Firecrotched!

3/8/2008 1:50 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

After Brandon Davis finally found his ride outside of Villa last night -- and it took longer than it should have -- a very boobalicious club-goer unleashed a rant on him to rival the classic "Lindsay Lohan is a firecrotch!" diatribe.
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Is not having a table at Villa really an insult?

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31.

38dd Redhead    

She looks like eva longoria's hoebag sister.She dresses like a hoe,she should be treated like one!

2385 days ago
32.

ace1    

isn't this the guy who stuck his "oily crotch" in mischa barton??

2385 days ago
33.

sucks    

hahahahahahaha OMG. i can only pray that poor girl does read these comments. sweetheart, if that guy (jason) really is your boyfriend, you might want to think twice about that. i read the other comments saying he cheats on you, well i can confirm that because he led ME to believe we were dating. for almost a month actually until i realized he is a complete tool. i know 2 other girls he's hooked up with as well. to my knowledge he had an "ex-girlfriend", and after seeing this trashy video it really should have been an ex. good luck with that.

2385 days ago
34.

SAM    

I would bang her every day of the week I LOVE ALL GIRLS =] yes even fat ones mmMMmmmMMmmm

2385 days ago
35.

Sbmt2no1    

No class, no matter how much money...her mowf should be sewn shut like the zombie bitch that she represents...she's an idiot, wind...

2385 days ago
36.

PPam    

I think he's beautiful. He's got a gorgeous face. Its like a Greek statue. Oh, he might be greasy but that can be fun. On the other hand, that woman (apparently she might think people won't know so she has to wear a slut dress) is pure trash.

2385 days ago
37.

HarryBawls    

WHO THE HELL ARE THESE CREEPY WEIRDOS??? WHAT A BUNCH OF LOOOOOOSSSERS!!!!!!!!!! WHO IS THIS DAVIS IDIOT? AND WHY SHOULD ANYONE CARE ABOUT THIS GEEK THAT HITS NIGHTCLUBS EVERY NIGHT HOPING TO SCORE WITH PATHETIC WHITE TRASH LIKE THAT HO IN THE BLACK DRESS? THESE PEOPLE THINK THEY ARE CELEBRITIES BUT THEYRE NOT! KNOCK IT OFF TMZ AND STOP FOLLOWING THESE MORONS!!!!!

2385 days ago
38.

Another stupid story by TMZ's uneducated chimpanzees    

Both of these Davis boys (Greasy & Gummi) are DOUCHEBAGS. I'm personally glad that someone verbally ripped this wussy an new assh*le; stupid rich arrogant brat deserves a severe bitch slapping. This douchebag has to learn sometime that life isn't just stumbling drunkenly from party to party; you gotta earn what you spend.

The best thing his father & grandfather could do for this pile of crap is cut him off without a cent, and force him to fend for himself. In a short time, his arrogance & sense of entitlement will be gone, as he serves coffee at the Starbucks driveup. Wait, that's very derogatory...to Starbucks workers, who do a great job & don't deserve that. This piece of crap couldn't cut it there. In fact, I don't think he's employable; a loser like him would probably end up selling drugs to the celebrities he used to derogatorily rant about & turn his nose up to. Still, cut him off. His attitude will definitely change...

2385 days ago
39.

Lin Wo    

He is soooo that guy who stares at your boobs when he talks to you.

2384 days ago
40.

2bad4u    

Nice hairdo. You freak

2384 days ago
41.

ROB    

That girls boyfriend is named Jason Chambers. He comes out in a show called Human Weapon on The History Channel. Hes also a fighter and trains at 10th planet Jiu Jitsu. He sucks at being a fighter. He should stick to going to clubs and staying out of the gym.

2384 days ago
42.

RunThe5    

Beyond words.

2384 days ago
43.

tang29    

Holy Hooker, Batman!

2384 days ago
44.

Louis    

Who is she? She sure is a fox, though not the most educated to come before the cams.

2384 days ago
45.

sherif    

i am surprised no one has mentioned her cheap nosejob yet. Watch it again.

2384 days ago
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