So, Britney Spears Walks into a Bar...
Heard this one before?
As Britney Spears exited a shoe store in L.A., she decided to take the road less traveled -- walking right into a sizable metal bar that was 100% avoidable.
It wasn't even close.
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(Page 3 of 8) Previous 15 Comments | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments31. Thank God the kiddies were not in her arms...
Posted at 8:57PM on Mar 8th 2008 by mia
32. Team Brit... why is she the only celeb that has panty shots on a reg basis? its not hard to get in a car, rather than roll in
per say... hah!!!
Posted at 9:01PM on Mar 8th 2008 by kayla
33. IJt's about time she used for something other than hanging that mop on! LOL Seriously, she'd probably look a ten times better if she'd just have her real hair styled and worn short. At least it would be free to grow out without being damaged further by weaves, hair pieces, or whatever it is she's wearing.
Posted at 9:02PM on Mar 8th 2008 by Margie
34. truth doesn't equal hate
Posted at 9:02PM on Mar 8th 2008 by kayla
35. It would be so easy for her to hire a personal shopper. A lot of celebrities get help with their wardrobe. Someone needs to help her select some suitable clothing.......something a reasonably functional young mother of two kids would wear maybe? She looks like she shops in the teen section of some cheap store in the ghetto! And those tacky boots have got to go! Where's her mama????
Posted at 9:11PM on Mar 8th 2008 by Ellyn E
36. She needs to go on one of those "total make-over" shows. She needs one, from head to toe! No plastic surgery - just hair , make-up and clothing. Or just bring someone to her home to do it. Come on now, don't tell me she cann't afford it!
Posted at 9:16PM on Mar 8th 2008 by Nicki
37. Must be a slow news day.
Posted at 1:47PM on Mar 14th 2008 by Gabrielle Birchak
38. She's always good for a laugh, anyway.
Posted at 9:25PM on Mar 8th 2008 by Ron
39. Harvey hears a What. Nothin there. TMZ is dumb!
Harvey, can you feature your big ass boyfiend? Now he could walk into a bar and bend it with his head. Yeah, that too.
Posted at 9:29PM on Mar 8th 2008 by idaho potato
40. Kayla, perhaps it is because Brit just liikes to show her ass! :)))
Posted at 9:54PM on Mar 8th 2008 by Team Brit
41. Probably blinded by the stalkers' camera flashes
Posted at 9:38PM on Mar 8th 2008 by Howard
42. Amazing! TMZ writes a deceptive caption and report with a video purporting to show Britney "walking right into a sizable metal bar," the video showing clearly that the instant she approached the bar she quickly lowered her head and stooped to pass under with 6 or 8 inches of clearance to spare and emerged on the other side with sunglasses and hairband in perfect place and unjolted by the purported bump... and there are people here who viewed that video and still believe that what TMZ said happened actually did happen, though it clearly did not. How can that be? Are those people really that dense and so easily subject to suggestion?
On the count of three, you will sink into a deep hypnotic trance. One! Two! Three!
You are now under my spell. You will obey my suggestions. And when I clap my hands five times, you will awake and remember nothing.
Now on the count of four, you will think you are a chicken, and like a chicken, you will cluck and strut around the room. One! Two! Three! Four!
You are now a chicken. Cluck and strut.
Posted at 9:37PM on Mar 8th 2008 by just me
43. That's why I luv Stewie from Family Guy. He'd say something about that intro title like: :Eww how clever!!"
Posted at 12:47AM on Mar 10th 2008 by LEE
44. It's not like a head injury is going to do much to her! Just a hollow coconut sound was all she heard. Boink! Skipper!!!
Posted at 9:57PM on Mar 8th 2008 by ;-)
45. just me........ ROFLMAO! What have you done? How will they hear you clap your hands? LOL :)
Posted at 9:59PM on Mar 8th 2008 by G.W.
