So, Britney Spears Walks into a Bar...
Heard this one before?
As Britney Spears exited a shoe store in L.A., she decided to take the road less traveled -- walking right into a sizable metal bar that was 100% avoidable.
It wasn't even close.
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(Page 4 of 8) Previous 15 Comments | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments46. no brains were damaged in the making of this video clip
Posted at 10:00PM on Mar 8th 2008 by cochino
47. She is bumping her head instead of giving it
Posted at 10:06PM on Mar 8th 2008 by TIMBO
48. 9:59PM by G.W.
Oops! Oh well. I'm sure the trance will wear off before too long.
Posted at 10:12PM on Mar 8th 2008 by just me
49. haha, retard.
omg, its a gossip site, they can write whatever they want.
don't like it, don't read it.
good job..lmao. =]
Posted at 10:26PM on Mar 8th 2008 by jacquelin
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WHY ARE PEOPLE STILL TAKING PHOTOS OF THIS LOSER?????????????????
Posted at 10:32PM on Mar 8th 2008 by Steven
51. Britney / family
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Posted at 10:48PM on Mar 8th 2008 by ♥♥PEACE & LOVE FOR BRIT & KIDS & FAMILY♥♥
52. Maybe it is just me but I didn't see her bump her head, just duck under the bar. Either way, who cares! It is not exciting or newsworthy!
Posted at 10:46PM on Mar 8th 2008 by Anne
53. 52. Maybe it is just me but I didn't see her bump her head, just duck under the bar. Either way, who cares! It is not exciting or newsworthy!
Posted at 10:46PM on Mar 8th 2008 by Anne
But, OH-for the love of Jeebus.........Just imagine how hilarious Brit-Billy would be with a giant pole-shaped scar on her big round hillbilly forehead! I personally would laugh so hard that I'd rip something important and life-sustaining inside. I am SO completely sick and goddamned tired of seeing this hillbilly skank everytime I turn on my TV or computer!
"Please, Please O' please, O' please, O' Jeebus-Please-PLEASE give Brit-Billy a giant pole-shaped scar on her big empty forehead!
I'm just sayin........
Posted at 10:53PM on Mar 8th 2008 by BigTicket
54. TMZ....you guys gotta get lives. You're showing nonsense like this to make more money, aren't you dumb jerks? We click on the video, we have to watch some idiot ad. So you throw up junk, ya cheap money grubbers. wow, can we say you guys are cynical rat's butts?
SO I won't watch. I'll go someplace else, or not watch at all. especially when you're forcing me to watch a commercial and then I find out you are running a piece of nonsense like this. At least it makes life easier on Brit.
Posted at 11:01PM on Mar 8th 2008 by bev
55. This always has been a media driven story about Britney. She hasn't done anything more special than anyone else. It's old, jumped the shark, tired, bellied up, circling the drain, past due, deceased, and just plain over. No one cares, but you in the media, that's why you keep trying to push it and push it and push it.
Posted at 11:04PM on Mar 8th 2008 by Lenn K.
56. 56. This always has been a media driven story about Britney. She hasn't done anything more special than anyone else. It's old, jumped the shark, tired, bellied up, circling the drain, past due, deceased, and just plain over. No one cares, but you in the media, that's why you keep trying to push it and push it and push it.
Posted at 11:04PM on Mar 8th 2008 by Lenn K.
Nope, the skank must fade into hillbilly obscurity. Anything that I can post to help the effort, I'm willing to answer the cause. Back to the swamp with Brit-Billy!
Posted at 11:16PM on Mar 8th 2008 by BigTicket
57. Britney is a dumb cow.
Posted at 11:17PM on Mar 8th 2008 by blimpy
58. OMG. IF THE STUPID PEOPLE WOULD GIVE HER SOME SPACE...SHE CANT GO ANYWHERE EVER WITHOUT THE STUPID CAMERA'S FLASHING. THEY ARE A BIG PART OF HER WHOLE ORDEAL WITH HER KIDS, THERE SHOULD BE A LAW THEY HAVE TO STAY SO FAR AWAY FROM HER OR SOMETHING, YOU DONT SEE THEM JUMPING ON JUSTIN TIMBERLAKES CAR DO YOU?? WELL, I WOULDNT JUMP ON HIS CAR EITHER, HE IS NOT CUTE AT ALL, IN ANY KIND OF WAY.!! BUT HEY, THATS JUST MY OPINION.! I CAN SAY THAT BRITNEY'S CD BLACKOUT IS AWESOME.!
Posted at 12:23AM on Mar 9th 2008 by CANDI
59. I have to admit...this IS stretching newsworthiness a bit. Now, if she had only knocked herself out or killed herslef, I'd be dancing right now.
Posted at 1:18AM on Mar 9th 2008 by me again
60. What you don't see from these pics is she's wearing a white dress/skirt/shirt that has a see-through large triangle of material in the front, and she's wearing dark underwear (I suppose SLUTney wearing any underwear is a step in the right direction). So, even though she's clothed, she's found another way to show off her undies to the world. She has no taste, no class, no shame and no intellect. No brain, no pain; she's still a brain dead slut...
Posted at 1:22AM on Mar 9th 2008 by GROSS...
