So, Britney Spears Walks into a Bar...

76. What happened to the law for paps that was supposed to be enforced by Los Angeles County? These guys are worthless bums and need to go out and get honorable work!

Posted at 11:51AM on Mar 9th 2008 by stoptheseguys

77. this is news!? LOL, what's next, your gonna get her picking her nose?..or wait i think u already did a segment on that.

Posted at 12:21PM on Mar 9th 2008 by give me break

78. Gee, do you guys think the media frenzy had anything to do with it? You know, I'm sure you "classy" "journalists" at TMZ make mistakes too. Gee, maybe if there were hundreds of camers poked in your face the second you walked outside, someone at some point would catch you in a bad light. Losers.

Posted at 2:04PM on Mar 9th 2008 by GeeIWonder

79. LOL No matter how hord she tries she still looks like a skank.

Posted at 2:20PM on Mar 9th 2008 by Jenna

80. What a dumbass, she need to quit wearing those nasty sunglasses and get her eyes checked...dumbass...go back home to Louisiana and take care of your pregnant sister...what a mess and only going to get messier and more broke ass by the minute....I can't wait! Giddyup all! get this trash outta LA!!! STAT!

Posted at 2:55PM on Mar 9th 2008 by she needs to take off the bug eye sunglasses

81. get out of LA and go crawl back into the hole

Posted at 2:57PM on Mar 9th 2008 by Amen Randy Carter my thoughts indeed

82. What the hell is it with you people. Why the nasty abuse and comments?

You are getting known for being vile:
http://www.ppl.mobi/index.php/topic,7.0.html

They descrine you quite well, don't you think?

Posted at 3:20PM on Mar 9th 2008 by JB

83. WHO CARES?!

Posted at 3:31PM on Mar 9th 2008 by Nella

84. SHE SHOULDFIRST OF ALL, GETRID OF THOSE STUPID BLOODSHOT- HIDING SUNGLASSES. SECOND, STAY HOME OR GO TO CHURCH, THEN GO HOME!

Posted at 3:41PM on Mar 9th 2008 by doggiepoop

85. Here's why TMZ and other similar sites continue to post stuff like this: every time someone goes to this web site, the "hit count" increases. This is even when people come here just to browse without leaving messages. The amount of money that the site can charge advertisers is roughly proportional to this hit count, and therefore, the more people that view this site, the more revenue that TMZ takes in.

I'm sure that whenever TMZ posts Britney stories, even ones as idiotic as this gem and the other recent one concerning the hate mail she's receiving, they see a surge in the hit count, which translates into an increase in revenue.

Also when someone writes a message here, that generates even more hits on the site, both by the person posting and by the others who read and respond (and even if they don't respond). It doesn't matter what these posted messages say, or whether they are for or against what TMZ is doing here. The mere fact of them being posted and read causes a further increase in the hit count, and therefore, TMZ's revenue.

Therefore, as long as we keep coming here in droves to read and respond to this tripe, it will continue to appear here.

I personally don't mind that TMZ writes stuff like this, so I'm not going to curtail my visits or my posting. But those of you who would like TMZ to change what it puts up on this site have only one effective course of action: to completely stop coming here, even if all you want to do is read the articles and messages without responding. It's your choice.

Posted at 4:21PM on Mar 9th 2008 by HooplaOinkOink

86.
i still dont get it.
and please, i dont wish you to explain it to me.

a million for a picture, but they cant donate $50.00 to a child with cancer and no insurance?
something very wrong in America. and like i said, please dont try to explain it to me because if you did i will only think of you as just another maggot trying to put shoes on the other maggots.

Posted at 4:48PM on Mar 9th 2008 by a nice human with lovely kids who has medium talent for singing....

87. At one time Britney Spears was a beautiful young woman but not any longer. She looks drugged most of the time. Perhaps these are her legal psyc drugs but they make her look totally our of it. And her clothing is horrible. She may spend a lot of money on what she wears but it looks like Salvation Army chic. And most of it doesn't fit her - too tight - too short - often too transparent. Britney would do very well to stay out of the public eye until she looks much better. She prances and preens as if she thinks that she is out of this world - and she is - but not in a good way.

I hope that her medications stablilize her soon but until then - she should keep a low profile.

Posted at 6:06PM on Mar 9th 2008 by Harriet

88. Dang, it must really be AWFUL being Britney Spears. I may not be a gazillionaire, but, I do have the love and respect of my children, anonymity, and the freedom to come and go as I please without being hounded and judged. THAT is worth more than any amount of money.

Posted at 1:51PM on Apr 1st 2008 by Lola La Pistola

89. Britney Spears, get out of California, go back to your native Louisiana with your white trash family and pregnant 16 year old sister, and go back to eating possums.

Posted at 6:19PM on Mar 9th 2008 by GiGi

90. Britney's little sister is a real slut. The whole football team in her hometown had sex with her at a little team party. My information comes from the dad of one of the football players!!!! Sis might try a large college football team they have many more players. More players means more fun for lil sis!!!!!!

Posted at 6:57PM on Mar 9th 2008 by Big Bear