A Week in the Thirty Mile Zone 3/2 - 3/8

It was a bumpy week here in the Thirty Mile Zone! Bridget Moynahan flaunted two things Tom Brady will never see again, Gummi Bear was caged after being busted with heroin, Nicole Kidman and Lisa Marie Presley showed off their growing bellies and Katie Price made sure she was the hottest nutjob on the stage.

In search of smoother waters? Click here to check out the best pics of last week!

Reader Comments

(Page 1 of 1)

1. what a week! i especially liked the um....gummie bear wearing lingerie story!

Posted at 4:00AM on Mar 9th 2008 by poison apple

2. SEARCHING MILLIONAIRE SUCKS>>>>>>>>

STOP POSTING

NO ONE IS GOING TO GO TO YOUR LAME ASS SITE<

ESPECIALLY NOW

Posted at 4:48AM on Mar 9th 2008 by jen

3. I love gummie bear. LOL

Posted at 6:12AM on Mar 9th 2008 by Video Blog

4. Please print the mugshots from the Amy Sedaris cyberstalking arrest, if you have them. Is she out on bail yet?

Posted at 7:55AM on Mar 9th 2008 by Dot

5. "The page you have requested does not exist." Fix the link guys! Thanks :)

Posted at 9:32AM on Mar 9th 2008 by Julie

6. I got an error "the page does not exist". What gives?

Posted at 9:36AM on Mar 9th 2008 by trendychixx

7. yeah! searchin*a*million*herpes*.com ! they all know about the spams ! fawk off !! it's fake,!! how's that !! huh !?

Posted at 9:40AM on Mar 9th 2008 by whatever tha fu*!/rockergirl

8. Wow, so many hot girls. I love it and more hot pics needed.

Posted at 10:50AM on Mar 9th 2008 by I love hottie

9. Camera crew gets Bea-uiful surprise view in New York taping session

New York NY – March 7, 2008 – A camera crew hired by producers David Wain and Jason Woliner as part of an undercover videotaping project being conducted out of a residential building at 38 Carmine Street in Manhattan’s famed West Village got an unexpected financial and visual bonus yesterday: candid shots of celebrity model Bea Shaffer posing nude and half-nude by her floor-length bedroom window across the courtyard.

Shaffer, the daughter of Vogue editor in chief Anna Wintour and her first husband, Dr. David Shaffer, chief of child psychiatry at Columbia Presbyterian, was last season’s “It Girl” on the East Coast social scene, is one of this season’s hottest new models under the age of 18. Her bedroom , located in the back of a prim five story brownstone in the Village, faces out on a courtyard accessible only to tenants and neighbors on the block. An unexpected bonus, the candid shots are expected to fetch in excess of $250,000 when sold to European celebrity magazines such in Germany, France, England and Italy.

The film crew has been staked out in the residential unit on Carmine Street for the past month as part of a self-help segment Wain and Wolinar are taping on how to use Nazi surveillance techniques to improve your love life -- for under $49 per month. On its down time, according to neighbors, the surveillance crew has been amusing itself by illegally monitoring the cellphone and e-mail transmissions of its neighbors up and down Carmine Street, which is located in an traditional old Italian neighborhood of New York’s Greenwich Village and is home to the landmark Church of Our Lady of Pompeii.

“The human body is made for expression, not suppression,” said Wain, whose landmark comedy series, “Human Giant,” debuts on MTV this coming March 11. “And so if this woman chose to express herself by standing naked next to her bedroom window in a variety of nude and semi-nude poses, who are we to ignore her chosen art form?”

Woliner called the candid shots “an added bonus,” noting: “It’s hard out here for a pimp.”



Posted at 4:34PM on Mar 9th 2008 by Mischa

10. Gallery at http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/week_in_review__0302__0308 is missing.
It would probably be better if the dunce-bags at TMZ concentrated on doing at least one thing right.

Posted at 6:13AM on Mar 10th 2008 by meikel

11. so many hot girls

Posted at 4:30PM on Apr 3rd 2008 by raggedy