Celebrity Feuds
Brooke to Hulk's Hookup -- Shut Yer Trap!

Posted Mar 10th 2008 1:40PM by TMZ Staff

Brooke HoganBrooke Hogan just went nuclear on the ex-friend Christiane who allegedly had a fling with her dad (you know, Hulk Hogan), telling her to keep her pie hole shut about the alleged dalliance.

In a new MySpace blog post, Brooke fires back at Christiane's statement to Perez, in which she claims not to have gotten paid for revealing her hookup with Hulk, and apologizes for the affair. "I think she shoulda thought about what kinda press she was gonna get when she slept with her best friends famous father," spits Brooke. "Maybe she did." Ouch.

Mysteriously, just like an earlier MySpace blog posting, this Brooke bomb is no longer online.

UPDATE: The news isn't all bad for Brooke, though. She'll be getting her own spin-off on VH1, called "Brooke Hogan Knows Best" featuring her adventures in Miami, the network confirmed today.

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1. first pain in the ass!

Posted at 1:03PM on Mar 10th 2008 by first

2. FIRST!!! THATS RIGHT BABY, HAND ON THE GLASS!!!

Posted at 1:04PM on Mar 10th 2008 by YONKERS, NY

3. Shut your stupid no talent trap. And put some clothes on your a disgusting overgrown skank.

Posted at 1:04PM on Mar 10th 2008 by b

4. She's a pig just like her dad....any father who shops (with his daughter) for tampons is a sick father and man!

Posted at 1:08PM on Mar 10th 2008 by nothingwithoutimplants

5. Brooke reminds me of Spring Break........NO CLASS!

Posted at 1:11PM on Mar 10th 2008 by teacher

6. WTF the Hulkster can't hit some hot young trim brother?

Posted at 1:12PM on Mar 10th 2008 by LMAO @ you a$$hats

7. Centipede
Centipede

Your love
Is like a ragin' fire, oh
You're a snake
That's on the loose
The strike is your desire

But when the centipede is hot
You're bound to feel the fire, huh
And when the centipede is hot
You're bound to feel the fire

I feel, oh, yeah
A longin' for your touch
Like you crawled
Into the bathroom window
To give him all your love, ho

Like a centipede that's hot
The fire is in your touch
Just like a centipede you've got
A lot of lovin' to touch

Don't you know
In the quiet of the night
Is when the snake
Is in the crawlin'
And the moon
Starts to glow then disappear
When the time is really right
Is when the centipede is crawlin'
You'll be crying
In the night so many tears
And you're crawlin'
Like a centipede

Centipede

You came, oh
To strike him
With your touch
Like you crawled
Into the bathroom window
To bite him with your love

Like a centipede that's hot
The fire is in your touch
Just like a centipede you've got
A lot of lovin' to touch

Don't you know
In the quiet of the night
Is when the snake
Is in the crawlin'
And the moon starts
To glow then disappear
When the time is really right
Is when the centipede is crawlin'
You'll be crying
In the night so many tears
And you're crawlin'
Like a centipede

Centipede

In the quiet of the night
Is when the snake
Is in the crawlin'
And the moon starts
To glow then disappear
When the time is really right
Is when the centipede is crawlin'
You'll be crying
In the night so many tears

In the quiet of the night
Is when the snake
Is in the crawlin'
And the moon starts
To glow then disappear
When the time is really right
Is when the centipede is crawlin'
You'll be crying
In the night so many tears
And you're crawlin'
Like a centipede

Centipede
Centipede
Centipede

Posted at 1:15PM on Mar 10th 2008 by just singing

8. brooke needs to close her yap and quit eating so much while she's at it! daddy spent a lot of money trying to make you famous per you and your yenta mother. let the hulkster have some fun and quit whining, honey.

Posted at 1:15PM on Mar 10th 2008 by souxie summers

9. I would have slept with him too. I had to settle for the Warrior though. Those were the days....

Posted at 1:15PM on Mar 10th 2008 by Divine

10. pile drive her...he did hahaha

Posted at 1:16PM on Mar 10th 2008 by just a thought

11. Pretty shady - who wants the publicity the most, Christiane?, Brooke?, Linda?, Hulk? or all the Hogans to take the attention off Nick's auto crash in which he crippled his friend for life.. hmmm... who do you think?....

Posted at 1:16PM on Mar 10th 2008 by jp

12. trash. they love the spot light

Posted at 1:19PM on Mar 10th 2008 by pattie

13. hmm.... who wants the attention most? Christiane? Brooke, the attention luving hope to be starlet?? or all the Hogans to take the attention off Nick's wreck where he crippled his buddy... hmmm...

Posted at 1:20PM on Mar 10th 2008 by jp

14. Yup, IMO, Brook is absolutely talentless and if the Hulkster wasn't in her corner, we never would have heard of her. I would think she would be more concerned for her brother than who is diddling the old dude.

I don't see why any network would give this woman her own show. What is wrong, Rachael Ray wasn't available?

Jebus, TMZ, you need to put up a poll and ask which network is turning into pure c r a p faster,: Food Network, Bravo, MTV or VH1.

Posted at 1:21PM on Mar 10th 2008 by Moose

15. Brooke might be a spoiled brat but Christiane is a shady hoe. Who needs enemies when they have friends like that... fake a** biotch.

Posted at 1:28PM on Mar 10th 2008 by LU

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