Fairplay and Boogie's Next Project: Shmucks

3/10/2008 3:58 PM PDT

Fairplay and Boogie's Next Project: Shmucks

Reality show whores regulars Jonny Fairplay and Mike "Boogie" Malin were in Houston, Texas on Friday where they showed the world how ridiculous they are, by "hogging." Never heard of it? Well, we're told it basically means they compete to see who can take home the, er, largest girl. Why these guys are so hated is baffling.

The pair was eventually kicked out of the bar Howl at the Moon for setting off a fire alarm and just being plain douches.