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Mel B's Man: The Crotch Blocker

3/10/2008 1:53 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Mel B's hubby ran interference for the Spice Girl outside Hyde -- dutifully keeping her from flashing her Britney.


While we may give him a lotta crap for being a fake Belafonte, that right there is the sign of a real gentleman.

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1.

Samuel    

The pap's shouldn't be trying to get pics of her flange, he was right for protecting her modesty, and it's nothing to do with her dress being too short, they shouldn't stick cameras there to get knicker pics.

2308 days ago
2.

yonkers new york    

FIRST!!!

2316 days ago
3.

Lucy    

I'm sure it was exciting for him as well!

2316 days ago
4.

Bronx Chic    

Thank God he covered that puple Vajayjay!!!

2316 days ago
5.

Bronx Chic    

Purple*****

2316 days ago
6.

puppy balls rock    

frist frist frist!!!!!!!!

REAL women just know how to exit a car without flashing junk. Wear a normal dress/skirt. not the coochie grazer!

2316 days ago
7.

Cammie    

He's going to end up being the loser....she married him out of desperation over the EM situation. Anyone who saw her on DWTS knows she doesn't have real chemistry with her husband.

2316 days ago
8.

HeyYa    

Centipede
Centipede

Your love
Is like a ragin' fire, oh
You're a snake
That's on the loose
The strike is your desire

But when the centipede is hot
You're bound to feel the fire, huh
And when the centipede is hot
You're bound to feel the fire

I feel, oh, yeah
A longin' for your touch
Like you crawled
Into the bathroom window
To give him all your love, ho

Like a centipede that's hot
The fire is in your touch
Just like a centipede you've got
A lot of lovin' to touch

Don't you know
In the quiet of the night
Is when the snake
Is in the crawlin'
And the moon
Starts to glow then disappear
When the time is really right
Is when the centipede is crawlin'
You'll be crying
In the night so many tears
And you're crawlin'
Like a centipede

Centipede

You came, oh
To strike him
With your touch
Like you crawled
Into the bathroom window
To bite him with your love

Like a centipede that's hot
The fire is in your touch
Just like a centipede you've got
A lot of lovin' to touch

Don't you know
In the quiet of the night
Is when the snake
Is in the crawlin'
And the moon starts
To glow then disappear
When the time is really right
Is when the centipede is crawlin'
You'll be crying
In the night so many tears
And you're crawlin'
Like a centipede

Centipede

In the quiet of the night
Is when the snake
Is in the crawlin'
And the moon starts
To glow then disappear
When the time is really right
Is when the centipede is crawlin'
You'll be crying
In the night so many tears

In the quiet of the night
Is when the snake
Is in the crawlin'
And the moon starts
To glow then disappear
When the time is really right
Is when the centipede is crawlin'
You'll be crying
In the night so many tears
And you're crawlin'
Like a centipede

Centipede
Centipede
Centipede

2316 days ago
9.

mikey    

He may be a gentleman, but guys trying to take pictures of ladies private parts are perverts!

2316 days ago
10.

anonoymous    

He should go into acting because he's really good at "acting" like a husband in love that isn't in it for the coin.

2316 days ago
11.

emj    

YAWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.......tick tock tick tock 15 minutes are up ! Please proceed to the next exit.......

2316 days ago
12.

kjk    

kudos to him. but if these women would stop wearing such damn short skirts! they wouldn't have to worry about that. wtf

2316 days ago
13.

jazi    

That woman beater is no gentleman..and if she was a really lady she'd put on some panties..better yet a decent dress.

2316 days ago
14.

ShaNayNay    

This fake-Belafonte dogg has a history of using women for their money and then leaving them broke and confused. People around town know this fool and all think he is bad news. I have even heard she was on a list of rich singles he targeted to "marry" and unlucky for her she fell for it before one of the other vulnerable ladies did. A zebra doesn't change his stripes and this one has a long criminal history so I'll bet he's being just as scandalous as ever too. Girl, please run away from this fool while you can because this zebra has rage issues!!!

2316 days ago

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