Mel B's Man: The Crotch Blocker

1. FIRST!!!

Posted at 1:01PM on Mar 10th 2008 by YONKERS, NY

2. I'm sure it was exciting for him as well!

Posted at 1:07PM on Mar 10th 2008 by NotFamous

3. Thank God he covered that puple Vajayjay!!!

Posted at 1:09PM on Mar 10th 2008 by Dawilsa

4. Purple*****

Posted at 1:10PM on Mar 10th 2008 by Dawilsa

5. frist frist frist!!!!!!!!

REAL women just know how to exit a car without flashing junk. Wear a normal dress/skirt. not the coochie grazer!

Posted at 1:12PM on Mar 10th 2008 by puppy balls rock

6. He's going to end up being the loser....she married him out of desperation over the EM situation. Anyone who saw her on DWTS knows she doesn't have real chemistry with her husband.

Posted at 1:14PM on Mar 10th 2008 by Protection

7. Centipede
Centipede

Your love
Is like a ragin' fire, oh
You're a snake
That's on the loose
The strike is your desire

But when the centipede is hot
You're bound to feel the fire, huh
And when the centipede is hot
You're bound to feel the fire

I feel, oh, yeah
A longin' for your touch
Like you crawled
Into the bathroom window
To give him all your love, ho

Like a centipede that's hot
The fire is in your touch
Just like a centipede you've got
A lot of lovin' to touch

Don't you know
In the quiet of the night
Is when the snake
Is in the crawlin'
And the moon
Starts to glow then disappear
When the time is really right
Is when the centipede is crawlin'
You'll be crying
In the night so many tears
And you're crawlin'
Like a centipede

Centipede

You came, oh
To strike him
With your touch
Like you crawled
Into the bathroom window
To bite him with your love

Like a centipede that's hot
The fire is in your touch
Just like a centipede you've got
A lot of lovin' to touch

Don't you know
In the quiet of the night
Is when the snake
Is in the crawlin'
And the moon starts
To glow then disappear
When the time is really right
Is when the centipede is crawlin'
You'll be crying
In the night so many tears
And you're crawlin'
Like a centipede

Centipede

In the quiet of the night
Is when the snake
Is in the crawlin'
And the moon starts
To glow then disappear
When the time is really right
Is when the centipede is crawlin'
You'll be crying
In the night so many tears

In the quiet of the night
Is when the snake
Is in the crawlin'
And the moon starts
To glow then disappear
When the time is really right
Is when the centipede is crawlin'
You'll be crying
In the night so many tears
And you're crawlin'
Like a centipede

Centipede
Centipede
Centipede

Posted at 1:16PM on Mar 10th 2008 by just singing

8. He may be a gentleman, but guys trying to take pictures of ladies private parts are perverts!

Posted at 1:24PM on Mar 10th 2008 by yomama212

9. He should go into acting because he's really good at "acting" like a husband in love that isn't in it for the coin.

Posted at 1:38PM on Mar 10th 2008 by Rusty

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Posted at 3:39PM on Mar 10th 2008 by chitown lady

11. kudos to him. but if these women would stop wearing such damn short skirts! they wouldn't have to worry about that. wtf

Posted at 2:26PM on Mar 10th 2008 by give me break

12. That woman beater is no gentleman..and if she was a really lady she'd put on some panties..better yet a decent dress.

Posted at 3:04PM on Mar 10th 2008 by jazi

13. This fake-Belafonte dogg has a history of using women for their money and then leaving them broke and confused. People around town know this fool and all think he is bad news. I have even heard she was on a list of rich singles he targeted to "marry" and unlucky for her she fell for it before one of the other vulnerable ladies did. A zebra doesn't change his stripes and this one has a long criminal history so I'll bet he's being just as scandalous as ever too. Girl, please run away from this fool while you can because this zebra has rage issues!!!

Posted at 3:07PM on Mar 10th 2008 by Shanaynay

14. The pap's shouldn't be trying to get pics of her flange, he was right for protecting her modesty, and it's nothing to do with her dress being too short, they shouldn't stick cameras there to get knicker pics.

Posted at 10:47PM on Mar 18th 2008 by Samuel