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Angelyne: Paris Hilton in 10 Years

With her luxurious polyester hair, flawless pancake makeup, fabulous ratty bath mat jacket, age-appropriate geriatric spandex mini-dress and orthopedic stripper heels, delusional L.A. billboard icon Angelyne, age unknown, emerged in a parking lot on Sunday -- looking like the ghost of Paris Hilton's future.

Luckily, Ange spared onlookers a glimpse of her prewar vadge.



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16. TMZ, could you be any more callous? She is after all an older lady. Your comments are wantonly catty.

Posted at 12:41PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Carolyn (Abernathy)

17. Who is this ugly Bimbo?

Posted at 12:44PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Matt Damon

18. I nearly fell out of my chair laughing when I saw this picture!!!

Posted at 12:46PM on Mar 11th 2008 by pearlywhite

19. Could be a dude in drag? Never head of this person.

Posted at 12:50PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Anna

20. I love this woman, I can only hope that my woman can still fit into her stripper outfits at Angelyne's age. Her and Shaunda are doing all men a favor

Posted at 12:53PM on Mar 11th 2008 by pimp

21. Get a pic of that pre-war vadge and lets take a look-see.

Posted at 12:53PM on Mar 11th 2008 by FlBiker

22. Poor old lady! Some one really should have been nice a nd called the old folks home that she wandered off from. Who the hell is she?

Posted at 12:52PM on Mar 11th 2008 by jollyex

23. She looks a lot better than Paris looks right now.
Pairs is an untalented celebriety wannabe that would do anything, good or bad, to get her photo or name in the press.
She is an unethical peice of crap that has zero talent and awful business sense. i.e. her stinky perfume, her sweatshop made clothes and purses, her champaigne in a can. She is a pathetic loser!

Posted at 11:55AM on Mar 12th 2008 by Orange Cobra

24. Nothing more pathetic than an old person trying to hang on desperately to youth. Helen Mirren is an example of a beautiful, older women who is classy and elegant in her senior years. Julie Christie (also British) is another example. The American Hollywood has-beens look like hookers and trailer park trash in their old age...and many look that way in their 20's as well!

Posted at 12:54PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Jon

25. 18. TMZ, could you be any more callous? She is after all an older lady. Your comments are wantonly catty.

Posted at 12:41PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Carolyn (Abernathy


Carolyn,

You are 100% correct. TMZ does not care what they post, and their comments are too often rude and uncalled for. They will use crude and rude street language in a headline or caption, that is completely unnecessary. Maybe they are trying to be cool, but it only makes them look and sound highly unprofessional. I can remember when you could read news stories and never see this kind of coarse language. Now it's an everyday thing with TMZ. Just look at the story they have right now about Jenna Jameson.

Just totally uncalled for.

Posted at 1:11PM on Mar 11th 2008 by capnmarvel

26. I saw her in the bathroom at the Rainbow when I was 18...she was about 30 then...I'm 40 now...you do the math. She needs to retire!!

Posted at 12:59PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Elizabeth

27. Only in Hollywood. If someone were to dress like that where I live they'd be carted off to the local mental facility. STAT!

Posted at 2:15PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Muzzy

28. My disillusionment just shot up 100 points. Angelyne is only to be viewed speeding by in her Vette, or on billboards representing her look from 25 years ago. This is horribly disappointing...

I still think her creation is fabulous, though...

Posted at 1:03PM on Mar 11th 2008 by RayAquino

29. Paris's real mother?

Posted at 1:09PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Get a Clue

30. WTF!

Posted at 1:07PM on Mar 11th 2008 by sammy

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