With her luxurious polyester hair, flawless pancake makeup, fabulous ratty bath mat jacket, age-appropriate geriatric spandex mini-dress and orthopedic stripper heels, delusional L.A. billboard icon Angelyne, age unknown, emerged in a parking lot on Sunday -- looking like the ghost of Paris Hilton's future.
Luckily, Ange spared onlookers a glimpse of her prewar vadge.
31. WTF!
Posted at 1:08PM on Mar 11th 2008 by ammy
32. PREWAR "VADGE"? AS IN PREWAR "VADGEINA"?
MORONS.
Posted at 1:12PM on Mar 11th 2008 by LELAND_BRAW
33. WHAT is THAT??? Did she used to be someone? I really do not know who she is/was. If Britney walked around like this, she'd be back in the psyche ward. Someone get some noxema and a hose, save her pores!!!
Posted at 1:09PM on Mar 11th 2008 by mia
34. PREWAR "VADGE"? AS IN PREWAR "VADGEINA"?
MORANS.
Posted at 1:09PM on Mar 11th 2008 by LELAND_BRAW
35. Awwww... leave her alone! She is just trying to be cool like she used to be !!!!!! I think she rocks!!!!! I hope I have that much nerve and confidence when i am that age!!!
Posted at 1:10PM on Mar 11th 2008 by angie
36. Prewar "vadge"? As in prewar "vadgeina"?
You people aren't that smart, are you?
Posted at 1:11PM on Mar 11th 2008 by LELAND_BRAW
37. She acts like Miss Piggy and looks like a 90 year old Latoya Jackson!
Nice nose and neck scary lady!
Posted at 1:20PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Renee
38. She looks a little bit like a muppet from Sesame Street. Adorable.
Posted at 1:16PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Donna
39. Stupid commentors! WHO IS SHE?!?! If you're going to be a commentor on a POP-CULTURE exploitation site, know what you're talking about and don't admit your cultural shortcomings! Stupid stupid stupid.
Posted at 1:20PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Oh my!
40. #4--Howard--I think the point is about growing old gracefully. This is just plain sad. It would be sad at any age.
Posted at 1:20PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Julie
41. Hey its Geriatric Barbie!
Posted at 1:21PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Mjoie
42. I hope everyone contacts TMZ and gets creeps like #14--Jizy--off this site.
Posted at 1:23PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Kathy
43. wow - just goes to show you that Hollywood can really screw with a wanna-be's head.
Posted at 1:24PM on Mar 11th 2008 by RJinchicago
44. cleverly written. unfortunately, she asked for it.
so does Paris, unfortunately.
Posted at 1:32PM on Mar 11th 2008 by LT
45. uhm........ who is this?????? LOL at orthopedic stripper heels!
Posted at 2:55PM on Mar 11th 2008 by mariansaz
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