Angelyne: Paris Hilton in 10 Years

46. Parris Who??

Posted at 1:38PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Parris Who?

47. What do you mean in 10 years, she looks like that now....

Posted at 1:33PM on Mar 11th 2008 by FROM ME

48. Jizy - you are a disgusting PIG! Were you raised in an out house?

Posted at 1:36PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Dallas

49. I would never tap that!

Posted at 1:43PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Ur Sofa King We Todd It

50. Bret, your opinion of women is really showing! Your mother would be proud!

Posted at 1:43PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Dallas

51. First-WTF????
And second-Gee thanks for the info Darla. We had no idea that clicking on these unknown websites would harm our computers....dumbass

Posted at 1:45PM on Mar 11th 2008 by me

52. who is she and what is she known for beside the uglies

Posted at 1:51PM on Mar 11th 2008 by JUST ME

53. I know everyone hates Paris for sport, but come on -- Paris is going to look fabulous for many decades!

Posted at 1:47PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Smitty

54. sheesh what is wrong with these old broads - do she really think that makes her look young and attractive. Gimme a break

Posted at 1:54PM on Mar 11th 2008 by whateva

55. You guys are pathetic. And so is your site. You are nothing but cockroaches on the face of humanity. This woman may be deemed pathetic by some but she's still human. Oh I'm sorry, you're paparzzi so I forgot...you're not human.

Posted at 1:54PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Angie

56. I thought that WAS Paris!!!

Posted at 1:55PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Dang

57. This looks just like Paris' lost twin. YUK!!!!

Posted at 1:56PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Susan

58. first of all, mad kudos to the am-maze-zaa-zing writing staff at TMZ!
Next, seeing ths pic makes me think of my dear ol' granny awww but then I picture her in this spantasic get-up and... well lets just say I dont recommend using the crest spinbrush on the eyes...

Posted at 6:17PM on Mar 12th 2008 by oy vey

59. I can't believe kids today don't recognize the great Angelyne! Looking a little worse for the wear, sure, but we'll all end up there someday. To wit, the lady is the original mass market beauty queen, mistress of memes, famous for being famous; without her there would be no Paris, no Perez, no TMZ. Her beyond buxom billboards were the eye candy that made being stuck in LA traffic bearable; the sight of her pink corvette made it worth writing home about. I heard stories that she was the fourth wife of some mind-blowingly wealthy Arab sheik; or gotten her millions from a scandalously blackmailed lover. Who knows the truth? There is only one truth. She brought me happiness in the smog for all my years in the City of Angels. We are all mere mortals trapped in Plato's cave, this picture only shows the shadow of a woman who knew what she wanted and went for it, spreading smiles from the SFV to San Diego. Make no mistake, there is a greatness of spirit beneath that pancake makeup and plastic surgery, a sort of bravery we take for granted in this age of gilded sexual independence. All my respect to the great Angelyne, may she always be pretty in pink.

Posted at 2:01PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Angelyne is a legend!

60. 34. 18. TMZ, could you be any more callous? She is after all an older lady. Your comments are wantonly catty.

Posted at 12:41PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Carolyn (Abernathy


Carolyn,

You are 100% correct. TMZ does not care what they post, and their comments are too often rude and uncalled for. They will use crude and rude street language in a headline or caption, that is completely unnecessary. Maybe they are trying to be cool, but it only makes them look and sound highly unprofessional. I can remember when you could read news stories and never see this kind of coarse language. Now it's an everyday thing with TMZ. Just look at the story they have right now about Jenna Jameson.

Just totally uncalled for.



Posted at 1:11PM on Mar 11th 2008 by capnmarvel

Why are you guys on TMZ then??? You obviously are interested in what they right.. stop being hypocrites..

Posted at 2:04PM on Mar 11th 2008 by hollywood