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Angelyne: Paris Hilton in 10 Years

With her luxurious polyester hair, flawless pancake makeup, fabulous ratty bath mat jacket, age-appropriate geriatric spandex mini-dress and orthopedic stripper heels, delusional L.A. billboard icon Angelyne, age unknown, emerged in a parking lot on Sunday -- looking like the ghost of Paris Hilton's future.

Luckily, Ange spared onlookers a glimpse of her prewar vadge.



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61. Mine neez vil look leig thiz in 5 yeeyahs. Da boozink and carousink and no schleepink ad nide -nod to mention da herpeez. Da poowah liepshin ! Too much sthuppink vil maig anyvun look olt. Too soon olt, too lade schmart.

Posted at 2:37PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Prince von Ahnhult

62. She hopes to look this good!

Posted at 2:11PM on Mar 11th 2008 by fred

63. She wishes she would look this good at 50....

Posted at 2:09PM on Mar 11th 2008 by fred

64.

HANDS DOWN THE FUNNIEST COMMENTARY!!! YOU MADE MY DAY WHOEVER WROTE THIS!!! PRE-WAR VAG?!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!

THIS IS WHY I LOVE TMZ... i really don't care for the unsavoury bits


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Posted at 2:16PM on Mar 11th 2008 by rally your ally

65. i think you mean paris now

Posted at 2:21PM on Mar 11th 2008 by amandarae

66. WARNING ___________ THIS IS ANOTHER POISON TOY DOLL MADE IN CHINA .

Posted at 2:14PM on Mar 11th 2008 by FANS OF TMZ

67. YOU SAID: 12. I love her!!!! She looks great!!!!

Posted at 12:38PM on Mar 11th 2008 by marc
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What planet are you from Marc? "She" looks "great"?
wow. Times have changed. This is what any normal being would call a walking uber-disaster.

Posted at 2:22PM on Mar 11th 2008 by PAPS ARE SCUM

68. I will pay $10,000,000,000 to the pap who tears off her wig and takes a pic of whats underneath and then posts it on TMZ.

Posted at 2:24PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Bret

69. "Vadge" ??? how dare TMZ publish such profane VULGARITY!!!

Posted at 2:26PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Bret

70. Poor woman must have no self esteem.

Posted at 2:30PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Sandy

71. compared to jocelyn wildenstein - the cat lady - she looks great!

Posted at 2:32PM on Mar 11th 2008 by boo

72. She needs to give it up with that get-up. She looks like she is 60 trying to dress like a 18 year old slut. I hope these dumb ass "celebrities" read these comments, maybe it will knock some sense back in their demented heads.

Geees !!!!

Posted at 3:06PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Maria

73. no way will paris look like this in 10 years.
Tina and Chere look better than this at 60+ years!!!

Posted at 2:43PM on Mar 11th 2008 by naaaawww

74. What the hell is wrong with her nose?!??!?! Michael Jackson anyone? FREAK!

Posted at 2:50PM on Mar 11th 2008 by GoodLordInHeaven!

75. THATS FUNNY....SO TRUE !!!!!

Posted at 2:50PM on Mar 11th 2008 by JAY

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