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Angelyne: Paris Hilton in 10 Years

With her luxurious polyester hair, flawless pancake makeup, fabulous ratty bath mat jacket, age-appropriate geriatric spandex mini-dress and orthopedic stripper heels, delusional L.A. billboard icon Angelyne, age unknown, emerged in a parking lot on Sunday -- looking like the ghost of Paris Hilton's future.

Luckily, Ange spared onlookers a glimpse of her prewar vadge.



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76. SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE BELONGS IN "WHOVILLE" LOL

Posted at 2:54PM on Mar 11th 2008 by FAGALICIOUS!

77. WTF!

Posted at 2:58PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Rough Daddy

78. Look Prince Von Ahole got Zsa Zsa all dolled up again!

Posted at 3:00PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Tossed Salad

79. I don't get what the billboards "do." How does she make money from this - or is it just something she does to make herself famous? What am I missing?

I've seen her driving around LA too. And if you see her, you don't forget it. The pink corvette gets your attention, then if you see the driver you're like WHOA! There's also some weird old guy who drives an American Flag corvette around too. The guy is also old, but thinks he's 25 - bleached hair, gold chain, really dark tanned leather skin. Anyone else see that guy?

Posted at 3:37PM on Mar 11th 2008 by BE NICE

80. do you suppose that at some time way back in her life she had an ill-thought moment while on drugs and walked into a plastic surgeon's office and said, "I want to look like a Barbie Doll from the 60's."????? She looks exactly like one of the bubblecut barbie dolls that go for so much money on ebay.

i bet she would have looked better, had she aged in her natural skin.

Posted at 4:02PM on Mar 11th 2008 by barbie's grandma?

81. go angelina!

Posted at 3:05PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Rough Daddy

82. Paris Hilton is not aging well, she just turned 27 she looks like she is in between 45-55.

Angelyne and Paris have different faces, Angelyne's face is pop marked with creators
'yes creators' just like Jupiter's moon Callisto, but I think Paris may look even older ten years from now.

#70 Sandy, You know it, she looks to have no self esteem and she probably has no friends,
rather sad if you think about it but if someone dresses that way that's probably true on both
counts.

Posted at 8:08PM on Mar 11th 2008 by BOEING 787

83. Those shoes look uncomfortable.

Posted at 3:07PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Kelli

84. You forgot to mention the Jackson Family nose.

Posted at 3:32PM on Mar 11th 2008 by R.Zimmerman

85. If I ever get that crazy I want the guy witb the butterfly net to come get me and put me away!!

Posted at 3:12PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Tinker Bell

86. NO, that's Shauna Sands!

Posted at 3:13PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Hideous

87. I thought it was KATHI HILTON!!!!!! She must go the same surgeon as Jocelyn the "Cat Lady"!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted at 3:14PM on Mar 11th 2008 by HAHAHA

88. I just shake my head and wonder what the hell people are thinking when they make themselves look like that......... She doesn't even look real.

Posted at 3:21PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Tara

89. i think IT looks cool. for a thing, not a human. but like a piece of ART.........

Posted at 4:12PM on Mar 11th 2008 by jonalisa

90. can someone with real expertise kindly, gently ease her in the direction of another look? And maybe she could wear something more appropriate too. The candy bright dotted thing just pulls you in to take a closer look at her.

She could look so cool in neck-length natural hair
and a pair of slacks, and some spuky ballet-type flat shoes
no bag, or a just a little pursebag across the chest - tiny bag just big enough for a lip moisturizer and two credit cards, and a kleenix.

clear lips, take off the eye paint and the paint brushes attached to the end of her eyelids.

i'll bet she's a good 10pounds lighter without all that circus fitting.
oh dear - believe me, i dont mean to be mean, but if anyone out there knows how to gently get her to see the light she just might enjoy the light so much more.

Posted at 4:08PM on Mar 11th 2008 by oh dear....

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