With her luxurious polyester hair, flawless pancake makeup, fabulous ratty bath mat jacket, age-appropriate geriatric spandex mini-dress and orthopedic stripper heels, delusional L.A. billboard icon Angelyne, age unknown, emerged in a parking lot on Sunday -- looking like the ghost of Paris Hilton's future.
Luckily, Ange spared onlookers a glimpse of her prewar vadge.
91. She looks like a goalie for the dart team..
Posted at 4:02PM on Mar 11th 2008 by buxxy
92. this poor woman needs help. She really must have a mental problem, and instead of laughing at her someone should set her up with a psychiatrist and a self-esteem coach.
Posted at 4:10PM on Mar 11th 2008 by LORRI
93. THANK YOU! yup,the human condom in 5 years...why sleep with your BFF's twin..hello get your own man!
Posted at 4:42PM on Mar 11th 2008 by julie
94. You've gotta give her props.. She's in her 80's and workin it til the end.. You gou go girl!
Posted at 4:47PM on Mar 11th 2008 by mfab
95. Angelyne lou who from whoville
Posted at 7:44PM on Mar 11th 2008 by skipper04
96. I feel bad for her, she looks sad... :-(
Posted at 4:41PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Ledbetter1212
97. Isn't she a character from Dr. Suess?
Posted at 4:38PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Dav
98. SENIOR CITIZEN BOOTY CALL
Posted at 4:38PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Jackie
99. I've actually known a guy who looks just like Angelyne!
Posted at 5:09PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Butt boy
100. Ten more like 5 HAAAAAA
Posted at 7:49PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Donna
101. Some times you gotta let nature just take its' course.
I always wondered how she made her money.
Even when I was in La la land, no one could tell me for sure.
The rental on that billboard space must have cost a few bucks.
If anyone knows her $$ supply, please post it here.
It's one of those things that make you go Hmm.
LOKI
Posted at 9:28PM on Mar 11th 2008 by G
102. What's her pre-war Vadge smell like?
Depends..............
Posted at 6:02PM on Mar 11th 2008 by FlBiker
103. I thought she was a old street walker
Posted at 6:13PM on Mar 11th 2008 by hwc
104. Hmmm.. I thought it was Courtney Love
Posted at 6:14PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Broeheem
105. She or It, has a face only a mother may or most likely not love! She tells people she is 36, she probably was in 1956. Tan nylons are gross, but her face scares me as well as that awful 80's spandex whore dress. She has a nasty personality to match her repulsive face! And she sluts herself out to any guy willing to talk to her. She never had money, she leases her pink corvette, she had a friend and has done deals with carpet companies to re-carpet the Billboard companies offices to get the billboards.
She looks OK for 90, but 36?
Angelyne go in hiding forever, please?
Posted at 6:24PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Renee
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