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Angelyne: Paris Hilton in 10 Years

With her luxurious polyester hair, flawless pancake makeup, fabulous ratty bath mat jacket, age-appropriate geriatric spandex mini-dress and orthopedic stripper heels, delusional L.A. billboard icon Angelyne, age unknown, emerged in a parking lot on Sunday -- looking like the ghost of Paris Hilton's future.

Luckily, Ange spared onlookers a glimpse of her prewar vadge.



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106. I love how all these women who've been around since the dinosaurs try to get the public to believe they're "36". I remember hearing about her in the news back in the late-80's. I was only about 23 at the time, and that was 21 years ago. So, if she is '36 now, then she was 15 then, and I will tell you right now, she was actually closer to 36 then, which would make her 57+ now.

Reminds me of that ugly useless enabling skank Vicki Lizzi. She is careful not to reveal her real age, but I've found evidence that she's around 31, but she wants people to believe she's closer to 25. Whenever I find out their real ages, I out them, lol.


Posted at 6:46PM on Mar 11th 2008 by gazoo

107. Gosh Renee, she still sounds nicer than you do.

Posted at 7:02PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Kitty

108. GEE KITTY YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVEN'T MET HER OR HAD TO DEAL WITH HER!

Posted at 8:04PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Renee

109. I heard she's been married to some rich guy who's older than her and he financed all the billboards over the years.I also heard she's an escort or at least was even in the 90's (may still be).

Posted at 8:29PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Dirk Diggler

110. That hair. That makeup. Those clothes. Just screams "No no, don't look at me", doesn't it??

Posted at 9:00PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Shawn

111. Her My Space page say's that she is only 28! What a joke! but if you look at the latest pics....
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=129314339

Posted at 9:21PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Dahlia

112. Looks like a geriatric barbie doll. Terrible ! Dont these people ever look into the mirror? What is wrong with ageing gracefully? She looks like the fossil of a prehistoric slut.

Posted at 11:17PM on Mar 15th 2008 by Jay

113. lol! that is so true TMZ!!!

Posted at 11:49PM on Mar 11th 2008 by jc

114. Whoa! She's fugly!

Posted at 11:58PM on Mar 11th 2008 by BettyBooP

115. Only in Hollyweird folks!!

Posted at 12:03AM on Mar 12th 2008 by BettyBooP

116. 39. Stupid commentors! WHO IS SHE?!?! If you're going to be a commentor on a POP-CULTURE exploitation site, know what you're talking about and don't admit your cultural shortcomings! Stupid stupid stupid.

Posted at 1:20PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Oh my!

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She's Angelyne honey!

She is a Hollyweird icon. You have to live here to know of her....

Posted at 12:03AM on Mar 12th 2008 by BettyBooP

117. Getting old can't be avoided but you can at least be dignified and maintain self respect.

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Posted at 12:15AM on Mar 12th 2008 by June

118. DAMN!..........that is one scary lookin bitch.

Posted at 12:31AM on Mar 12th 2008 by JB

119. this bitch has some nasty ass caked on makeup.

Posted at 1:48AM on Mar 12th 2008 by Lis

120. Why do almost ALL women in the USA distort their faces and bodies as they grow older? Is it a SHAME to grow older and have the corresponding face and figure there?
I never see women looking as grotesque and bizarrely ugly as Angelyne does here in Europe....

Posted at 6:40AM on Mar 12th 2008 by German duckie

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