Angelyne: Paris Hilton in 10 Years

With her luxurious polyester hair, flawless pancake makeup, fabulous ratty bath mat jacket, age-appropriate geriatric spandex mini-dress and orthopedic stripper heels, delusional L.A. billboard icon Angelyne, age unknown, emerged in a parking lot on Sunday -- looking like the ghost of Paris Hilton's future.

Luckily, Ange spared onlookers a glimpse of her prewar vadge.