Janet Feels Too Nasty for "SNL"

16. Feel better soon, Janet!!! And for all the haters that posted - kick rocks!!!! Janet is DA BOMB, always has been always will be. Enjoy a big, tall, cold glass of HATER-ADE. Lol...

Posted at 3:35PM on Mar 11th 2008 by E

17. What do you BET that she's not got the flu -- but is jacked up from her latest starvation diet??
An album comes out ... she's suddenly thin and fit and "fierce" -- and is revered for her "fitness"... as soon as it's passed she gains weight and starts wearing sweats again.

She looked excruciatingly thin the other day on Live! with Regis and Kelly -- I think she's worn herself out!

Honestly - it's healthier to be a little overweight and STAY there than to yoyo up and down -- KILLS your body and your whole digestive system since you KNOW she's not doing it healthily (No - I don't buy that she "eats raw food" and that's how she "maintains" her shape)

Janet ... you, by nature, are a BBW ... accept it -- embrace it.

Posted at 3:39PM on Mar 11th 2008 by whaddyasay??

18. BTW ... forgot to say -- She creeps me right OUT!!!

Posted at 3:41PM on Mar 11th 2008 by whaddyasay??

19. hader

ya momma sucks and a good one too...Janet get better.

Posted at 3:41PM on Mar 11th 2008 by luscious

20. You mean either lip-synch or whisper, right? Thank you flu!

Posted at 3:44PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Oh Please

21. They should invite BARACK!!! Last night on CNN they interviewed the SNL writer that does the Obama/Hillary skits. They asked of the 3 candidates - who would he vote for ->>>> OBAMA!!!!!

I think they should invite OBAMA!! =-)

Posted at 3:46PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Lynne

22. magickat


You are just plain stupid b*tch....make sense before you post...this is not her first time singing on SAT. NIght Live you pussy.

Posted at 3:47PM on Mar 11th 2008 by corey

23. Aww I hope she gets better soon, I was really lookig forward to her appearance, but her health is most impportant

Posted at 3:49PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Dee

24. Aww too bad . . . she could have played Mrs Obama on SNL's next racist "comedy" skit.

Good for you

Posted at 3:53PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Mrs. Pine

25. Shes scared----she realizes she is a no talent when it comes to Live performance, whether the spoken or sung word. She probably cant remember her lines anyway.

Shes a confused as the rest of those Fathered by Joe Jackson...a known child and wife beater and abuser and cheat. why that momma Jackson stayed with him all these years says something doesnt it...the power of abuse over the abused...how come Tito or Jackie never roughed up the Old Man? Cause Joe still commands Fear over these people.

Shameful, the whole Lot of Them

Posted at 3:56PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Bow Wow

26. She probably has aversion to performing LIVE.. she lipsyncs.. that would not be cool.
I also think her failed album (yes her 3rd in a row) is killing her.
She got to Number 1 (orders to the stores..not through the registers) with 183,000 copies ordered.

She is done.

Posted at 3:57PM on Mar 11th 2008 by BlueJayFlys

27. the saturday night live write also said of the three he thought hillary was the most brilliant.
he said although he supported obama, hillary would be his choice to do skits about because
she would present a real challenge because she is so smart and knows the issues so well.

Posted at 4:11PM on Mar 11th 2008 by slanting the facts , r-U???

28. Jizy, you sure are ditzy!

Posted at 4:15PM on Mar 11th 2008 by enough said

29. Get well J. We love you. The haters can suck it!

Posted at 4:18PM on Mar 11th 2008 by NATION

30. 4. What a coincidence, does she realize how many people cancelled their engagements and had planned on staying home to watch?
What a freaking bitch!

Posted at 3:14PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Jizy

Are you serious? I wouldn't cancel taking out the trash to watch Janet Jackson!

Posted at 4:24PM on Mar 11th 2008 by BigTicket