There's Nothing Like Paris

1. 1st

Posted at 1:26PM on Mar 13th 2008 by Smart@ss

2. B!TCHES !!

Posted at 1:28PM on Mar 13th 2008 by Smart@ss

3. Shopping for a new "pole" to swing on???

Posted at 1:30PM on Mar 13th 2008 by carpediem

4. I think what TMZ meant was that she has the biggest "who-to-do" list in town.

Posted at 1:32PM on Mar 13th 2008 by SpawnOfAzazel

5. Everyone hates that skank Paris. She could not act her way out of a cardboard box. Everyone laughs at her and her stupid clothing line, which didnt sell and was made in sweatshops. Her music cd bombed, her book bombed, her movies bombed and was not even good enough to be put out on DVD. She is so stupid and tries to act like a celebrity but in reality she is not one. She is nothing, an absolute zero. Her stupid business moves are hysterical. Remember her champaigne in a can, again another Paris Hilton scheme that did not work. Her grandfather was so disgusted with his slutty grandaughter that he sold all of the Hilton holdings and then gave the money away to others, so his family will be left with nothing. Go away Paris, everyone hates you with all their heart. You suck!

Posted at 1:32PM on Mar 13th 2008 by Paris is a celebrity wannabe.......She Sucks

6. PLEASE GO AWAY PARIS. FAR FAR AWAY SO THAT WE NEVER HEAR FROM YOU AND YOUR SKANKY @SS OR HAVE TO LOOK AT YOUR WONKY EYE. BETTER YET, GET A JOB,,, A REAL JOB LIKE THE REST OF AMERICA.

Posted at 1:35PM on Mar 13th 2008 by Lisa

7.
Does Benji the Dog know that she has Herpes and has smoked every pole in Southern Cal???

Posted at 1:36PM on Mar 13th 2008 by Rufus D. Koksmith

8. I see it's a big news day - what, no unflattering celeb pictures to mock today?

Posted at 1:38PM on Mar 13th 2008 by media ho

9. Why is TMZ so facinated with this nobody? She must pay you to talk about her!

Posted at 1:40PM on Mar 13th 2008 by Dallas

10. 5. Everyone hates that skank Paris. She could not act her way out of a cardboard box. Everyone laughs at her and her stupid clothing line, which didnt sell and was made in sweatshops. Her music cd bombed, her book bombed, her movies bombed and was not even good enough to be put out on DVD. She is so stupid and tries to act like a celebrity but in reality she is not one. She is nothing, an absolute zero. Her stupid business moves are hysterical. Remember her champaigne in a can, again another Paris Hilton scheme that did not work. Her grandfather was so disgusted with his slutty grandaughter that he sold all of the Hilton holdings and then gave the money away to others, so his family will be left with nothing. Go away Paris, everyone hates you with all their heart. You suck!

Posted at 1:32PM on Mar 13th 2008 by Paris is a celebrity wannabe.......She Sucks

my oh my, such vitriole (look it up).

you are:

1. fat
2. haven't had sex in AGES if EVER
3. jealous (yes, you are!) of the fact that this girl continues to laugh her way to the bank while you toil away in your $8/hour job

you only DREAM that you could:

1. look like her or
2. bang her
3. make 1/10 of her yearly income
4. park her car at il sole

loser, go back to your pull on polyester pants from home shopping. do you feel important now that you have slammed an heiress - and you probably wrote about how much you love raven simone!

Posted at 2:13PM on Mar 13th 2008 by irene gracey, size 0

11. dallas - who's paying you to comment on her? loser.

Posted at 2:16PM on Mar 13th 2008 by irene gracey, size 0

12. I love you paris!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 2:31PM on Mar 13th 2008 by Ali

13. Slow news day I guess, Paris "Gabor" Hilton loves leftovers I'd imagine Paris and Nicole Ritchie
aren't friends anymore. In my humble opinion Nicole deserves better than this perpetual back
stabber and Judas style betrayer Paris Hilton.

Posted at 2:39PM on Mar 13th 2008 by BOEING 787

14. CONGRATULATIONS ARE IN ORDER TO PARIS FOR THE LARGE PART SHE PLAYED IN ENCOURAGING YOUNG GIRLS TO HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX WITH AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE TOP GET THE STD'S SHE HAS. GREAT JOB PARIS, IT'S NOW A NATIONAL EPIDEMIC WITH TEENAGERS AS YOUNG AS 14.

Posted at 2:53PM on Mar 13th 2008 by Shar

15. I'm just sayin' you're all fat, cause I don't know anything else to say! That's what all Paris fans ad handlers say, cause it MUST be true!

Posted at 2:54PM on Mar 13th 2008 by irene gracey IQ 0