There's Nothing Like Paris

61. I can answer that one, I see them quite often out and about mostly around Santa Monica. Rick always looks sad and beaten down.

Posted at 9:39PM on Mar 13th 2008 by Malibu

62. I would be sad too if I knew my daughter was the neighborhood whore.

Posted at 9:48PM on Mar 13th 2008 by Boohoo

63. Ok why would someone put the size they are after the user name gacie size0? It's as stupid as me just putting my bra size after my user name. That Gracie has deep seated problems, very very obvious

Posted at 10:25PM on Mar 13th 2008 by Judy 34A

64. ALL RIGHT, PARIS NEWS!

for a couple minutes i got to forget about local news. i read and laughed at stupid comments from people who think posting crude jokes and crappy comments about paris is fun. then they go after anyone who says a nice word about her and drag wal-mart, iowa, peoples weight, marriages, jobs, spouses, schooling, and children into the mix.

just in case you were wondering what local news i wanted to forget?

some people who belong in a mental ward {most likely young men, no arrests yet} decided to set free about 300 hogs and run over them with a four wheel drive pickup. they killed a bunch, the farmer had to shoot many, and about a dozen are being cared for by the farmer.

yeah, your hate filled jokes and crappy little comments are real funny and make the world a better place

PS, paris gets to play herself on "my name is earl" a show that has some moral character.

Posted at 10:28PM on Mar 13th 2008 by bobby ozone

65. What's with poster {gracey size0} This chick has major problems, who in their right mind would post clothing size next to user name, is that to make people jealous? People who talk like gracey are the flip side of normal people and is for sure i would say a gracey size 16 and plus size hiding behind her computer thinking a size 0 is to be envious of...just really very strange and really self centered, who the hell cares what size you are gracey, i have added my sock size next to my user name to show how ridiculous this nut job gracey sounds like.

Posted at 10:45PM on Mar 13th 2008 by Mary Sock Size 6

66. Paris hilton is a porn star, I don't see TMZ covering Jenna every week. Can some one please remind this dis-enherated slut she is nothing more than a porn star. Britney Spears is a celeb she had talent and rode it to the top. Unfortunately she never got over the emotional damage of Kevin. So cover britney or cover a more famouse porn star and for god sakes put paris in her place.... the garbage.

Posted at 10:54PM on Mar 13th 2008 by Twayne

67. Bunnie and Spike,

Well Bunnie at least I don't have a neighbor named "Spike!" Both your names show what low life trash you are... bet there are kids in your neighborhood with the following hames:Tiffany, Spike jr. and Princess. Bunnie you say there is more to life than looks but then in your lame, half-witted post you gone on and on about how you look. You are a sad flabby "housewife" in a crummy rental unit desperate to find some guy dumb enough to be your meal ticket.

Go back to Rehab you Filthy Wreckless Tramp

Posted at 5:37AM on Mar 14th 2008 by Trophy wife Slim and Trim!!!!

68. Joel...

Hilton did not serve 100% of her sentence. The reason the judge was tough on her is becuase she lied to him, in court, and also tried to weasel her way ot of serving beyond 4 days. He was tough on her, and rightfully so.

Posted at 6:37AM on Mar 14th 2008 by Cat

69. You don't fool anyone nor does anyone care. Go get a manicure and leave us real people alone. Oh and shove your opinions down your throat and gag yourself.

Posted at 7:34AM on Mar 14th 2008 by Trophy wife is a phony.

70. Dear Trophy Wife : Here's the definition of trophy wife: {A sexual or romantic partner apparently chosen by somebody PURELY (!!) to IMPRESS ( !!!!) others (us,folks) and or enhance the man's status }. Nothing about class, education, spirituality, goodness, good mothering (!!!!!) abilities, respect in the community ( !!!!!!!!) . So, you say someone just wants to show you off, to make them seem more impressive. AND you BRAG about this ? Obviously, this is a no BRAINER As far as Slim and Trim, you really wear a size 12, and the Fashion Houses are not keeping your size a secret. Looks like the other meaning of Trophy ( a large Moose or other animal that has been stuffed, then mounted), might be more appropriate.

Although there are nice people who reside in Mobile Homes (trailers), I am not among them. Bunnie is not my real name, Kathy . Spike is a big man is the Music Biz. He lives much better than someone just cut off by Grandpa Hilton for raising someone who has a DUI, an ex-con, makes PORNOS for money, dances on the tables and says, in full ear shot of the press :"I want to F--k all of you ! " Also, she was proven to be a LIAR in a court of law. Where's all the Charity Work promised on Larry King ? She is so DISENGENUOUS ( not genuinely sincere ), it isn't even funny ! FYI : SINCERE (honest and open)

I think you have gone PSYCHO, (an offensive term for behaving in an uncontrolled and unpredictable way), because you have utterly failed as a 2 bit actress in the past, and now you realize you have totally failed as a Mother. Why, then, are you still making excuses for the immoral and disgusting behavior of your 26 year old daughter ? Just having FUN? Beautiful ? (Herpes ridden ) She is going downhill fast. Catch her if you love her. She is the world's BIGGEST JOKE. Well, somebody (everybody) had to say it. I provided all the meanings to the BIG words, as you barely squeaked out of High School, before marrying , way too young, for the $$$.

Posted at 9:04AM on Mar 14th 2008 by bunnie

71. irene gracie size zero:

WHOA!

First, the fact that you actually BRAG about being size zero is a joke! It just tells all us you need to eat a sandwich.

Secondly, are you kidding me defending this waste of a space person? Do you want to be Paris? Would ANYBODY want to be in her shoes?

Thrid, you sound like the most shallow person in the world. You and Paris should hang out sometime. She needs peolpe who are just like her and you sound perfect.

Paris Hilton COULD have done soooooo much good with that name of hers and the money. Instead of skipping a couple of shopping sprees and helping out the homeless lets say, she continues on this self-centered, distructive pattern. And know you what its not going to be funny when she is 50!

Life has to some some satisfactions in it. We need to feel good about ourselves and one way is to have a JOB! Another is to go to SCHOOL. What kind of life dose she have? None as far as I'm concerned.

Don't envy this person, clearly you do. I feel sorry for the person you may become someday, wait I think you are already there.
But.....never too late to change.

Posted at 11:06AM on Mar 14th 2008 by Kathy Hilton

72. Tropy wife and irene gracie should find each other they were meant to be it sounds like!

I love you Bunnie and sock size! Your comments are right on!

But, can you believe there are peolpe like this on the planet? Its kinda scary. Boy, would I LOVE to get a look at these two, even just a picture so I could see for myself what perfection looks like!

Sorry, I gotta go I threw up on myself trying to type out that last sentence.

You rock girls, we need MORE women like US the this planet!

Posted at 12:09PM on Mar 14th 2008 by Kathy Hilton

73. PARIS WHITNEY HILTON 17 FEBRUARY
QUEEN OF OUR ETERNAL LOVE
...................IMMAGINO:::::::::::::::::::
IMMAGINO I TUOI MERAVIGLIOSI OCCHI
DEL FONDO DEI MIE OCCHI
RESPIRO E VIVO DI TE
PARIS WHITNEY HILTON 17 FEBRUARY 1981
QUEEN OF OUR
ETERNAL FABLE
ETERNAL LOVE
PARLO DI TE E TI SCRIVO DI TE
CHE STA DENTRO AL MIO CUORE
DEL NOSTRO AMORE ETERNO
E TUTTO VERO QUELLO CHE TI DICO
TU SEI LA REGINA DEL NOSTRO ETERNO AMORE
TUTTO QUELLO CHE IO
CONTINO MAURIZIO 17 FEBRUARY 1980
KING OF OUR ETERNAL LOVE
HO SEMPRE CON ME
CHIUDO I MIEI OCCHI
E TI VEDO SEMPRE PIU MERAVIGLIOSA
PARIS WHITNEY HILTON 17 FEBRUARY 1981
QUEEN OF OUR
ETERNAL FEBLE
ETERNAL LOVE
IMMAGINO IL TUO SGARDO
COME TU IMMAGINI
ED NON CE NIENTE CHE SOMIGLIA A TE
QUEEN OF OUR
ETERNAL FABLE
ETERNAL LOVE
TI SENTO SEMPRE DI PIU DENTRO AL MIO CUORE
SE E UN SOGNO
SOGNO SEMPRE A TE
QUEEN OF OUR
ETERNAL FABLE
ETERNAL LOVE
E QUESTO SOGNO NON HA FINE
CONTINUA PER SEMPRE
GRANDE UNICO FAVOLA ETERNA E AMORE ETERNO
PARIS WHITNEY HILTON 17 FEBRUARY 1981
QUEEN OF OUR ETERNAL LOVEEEEE
:
:
:
:
:
:SCRITTORE:CONTINO MAURIZIO 17 FEBRUARY 1980 KING OF OUR ETERNAL FABLE ETERNAL LOVE
DETICA:QUEEN OF OUR ETERNAL FABLE ETERNAL LOVE PARIS WHITNEY HILTON 17 FEBRUARY 1981
NOME CANZONE: IMMAGINO

Posted at 11:27AM on Mar 14th 2008 by CONTINO MAURIZIO 17 FEBRUARY 1980

74. Dear Paris,

You are the center of the universe.
The world revolves around you.
I care about every little thing you do.
You bring joy to my furry life.


800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 12:00PM on Mar 14th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla

75. Great posts, Bunnie, Kathy Hilton, et al.

And Twayne reflected my own thought,

It's all because of a f*****g porn video...

Posted at 12:29PM on Mar 14th 2008 by It's all because of a f****g porn video...