Paris Caught in Video Gang Bang

31. "Video gang bang" ?

"clusterf**k " ???

Sorry, I must have been redirected to some sleazy porn site in error.


Maybe your writers should lay off the late night viewings of "Debbie Does Every City in The USA"?

Posted at 3:16PM on Mar 14th 2008 by I hate spammers

32. D*MN PARIS, WHENS GONNA BE MY TURN!!! I SHAVED, PUT ON A FRESH SHIRT AND TOOK OUT $20 FROM THE ATM!!!

Posted at 3:26PM on Mar 14th 2008 by YONKERS, NY

33. Bunch of idiots yelling incoherent nonsense at an overexposed (literally!) overhyped celebrity who doesnt have the sense to tie her own shoes. Where is our society heading?

I weep for the future.

Posted at 3:39PM on Mar 14th 2008 by Tom Foolery

34. Paris Haters Eat Dumn Flakes For Breakfast.
Princess Paris is sweet and cuddly and talented and beautiful.

800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 3:50PM on Mar 14th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla

35. *YAWN*

obviously TMZ ran out of things to cover, and were thrilled to have this idiot call them.

TMZ continues to spiral downward...........

Posted at 4:15PM on Mar 14th 2008 by cochino

36. Crispy-Crusty Stinky Vagina-pAris in town again!

Posted at 4:36PM on Mar 14th 2008 by Herpy-pAris Hilton

37. I'm not a paris hater. I just feel she could'v done much better [ she is only in her late 20's. 27 I beleive.] with all the privlage she has been graced with. PARIS GO BACK TO SCHOOL, make something of yourelf. [ 800 pound gorilla, dumn is spelled DUMB ] some times I think that your paris. paris dropped uot of highschool, she did gt her ged though, maybe paris should go to business school learn o run a business or get a degree or something.

Posted at 4:52PM on Mar 14th 2008 by Robert

38. NO LOVE FOR PARIS AND HER HANDLEBARS!!!!

Posted at 4:55PM on Mar 14th 2008 by Robert

39. People...the photogs are just taking a photo of someone they think a lot of people love to hate. It has nothing what to do with her "popularity" which is at an all-time low. If you're a big winner or an even biger loser, they take the photos. Her "romance" or whatever you call it with the Mad twin is just more fodder for the gossip tabloids.

Posted at 5:01PM on Mar 14th 2008 by Catsy

40. One more thing: PH only appeals to losers. They can’t make it themselves, so they look up to this vapid persona that idolizes money and fame without substance as their “hero.” They’re so jealous of those who do make it with the education talent, and integrity it takes, because they just don’t have it themselves. That’s why they throw out their myopic stuff about jealousy and being overweight. They’re just too stupid and low class to see how obvious it makes them look to everyone else. There are a number of them out there, but thankfully, they are not the majority.

Posted at 5:10PM on Mar 14th 2008 by Catsy

41. # 34 I bet she does not know how to tie her own shoes, she has probably never worn shoes
that have shoe strings.
Paris Gabor loves that attention, I bet you most 85 - 90 percent maybe more of those papz are not part of any organization and probably a good portion of those have criminal records, you need the police to keep those rouge papz from killing bystanders while trying
to get that million dollar shot.

Posted at 5:17PM on Mar 14th 2008 by BOEING 787

42. 28. Was Paris a whore for the Governor of New York?
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A truer question was never asked. The answer is NO; she's too stupid (and too much of a terrible lay, per her stupid in the dark sex tape where she just lay there while rick soloman pounded her) to be able to charge $4,000 per hour; she IS a whore, but a terrible, low paid one. Additional phrases that describe pearASS:

Leg spread
Whore
Slut
Sleazy
Prostitute
Smelly
Media Whore
Stupid
Empty headed
Dim witted
Dumbass
Moron
Uneducated
Pampered poodle
Bimbo
Ugly
Wonky eyed
Herpes infected

Posted at 5:31PM on Mar 14th 2008 by Another stupid story by TMZ's uneducated chimpanzees

43. ...all because of a f*****g porn video...

Posted at 5:36PM on Mar 14th 2008 by all because of a f****g porn video...

44.
Las Vegas club, Prive, hired the Benji Madden to DJ, with a standard contractual non-compete agreement, which means he was not allowed to appear at any nightclubs the evening prior.

Instead of getting paid for the appearance, the nightclub said they would make a generous donation to the Richie Madden Children's Foundation.

His brother Joel performed a few weeks earlier and made a large sum for the children's charity.

But it seems Benji and Paris couldn't help themselves and went out the night before, violating his contract, and cancelling the agreement, which means no money for the sick kids.

Posted at 5:37PM on Mar 14th 2008 by Bill

45. She's worthless! What ever happened to her 'caring about other people in the world' after her stint in jail? Yeah..she's really changed hasn't she?? What a joke....and shame on her parents for raising such a ungrateful spoiled brat! Any mother who defends her daughter making a sex tape at such a young age is out of her mind! Maybe Mama is trying to live vicariously through her daughter...because she never succeeded in getting this type of attention! These Hiltons really ought to be ashamed of themselves...no CLASS what so ever!

Posted at 5:39PM on Mar 14th 2008 by hotmama