Star Catcher
A Week in the Thirty Mile Zone 3/9 - 3/15

Posted Mar 16th 2008 3:00AM by TMZ Staff

It was a frightening week in the Thirty Mile Zone! Mary Ann from "Gilligan's Island" was busted with someone else's Mary Jane, Patricia Heaton gave up her belly button for Lint, Angelina put on a couple of baby lbs., Jocelyn "Catwoman" Wildenstein tried to frighten people away from plastic surgery and Angelyne gave us peek of what Paris will look like in the not-so-distant future. Click the pic to check 'em out!


Not scary enough? Take a peek at the pics from last week!


Filed under: Baby Watch, Brad & Angelina, Hot Mamas


Tags: angelina jolie, AngelinaJolie, angelyne, dannielynn birkhead, DannielynnBirkhead, jocylyn wildenstein, JocylynWildenstein, larry birkhead, LarryBirkhead, mary ann, MaryAnn, patricia heaton, PatriciaHeaton, t.r. knight, T.r.Knight

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1. FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 3:04AM on Mar 16th 2008 by YONKERS, NY

2. Kind of boring. TMZ has become tiresome this week........

Posted at 7:58AM on Mar 16th 2008 by FlBiker

3. Damn, I will be first soon!!

Posted at 8:35AM on Mar 16th 2008 by Morgan

4. CAN WE PLEASE NOT POST ANY AMY SEDARIS CRA*P ON HERE !! PLEASE !!

Posted at 9:58AM on Mar 16th 2008 by whatever tha fu*!

5. Mmmm, not her fan. I saw her on "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. c om" last week. It seems she is interested in online datting scene.

Posted at 10:49AM on Mar 16th 2008 by tracy

6. Gee Whiz! Where is Eliot Spitzer's call girl?! THAT was the news of last week!

Posted at 1:08PM on Mar 16th 2008 by MakeTheScaryRepublicansGoAway

7. Paris Hilton is the classic American nightmare. We won't go into all of the sleazy ways in which she has desperately sought to achieve money and fame without substance, or her dishonesty and media manipulation. The obviously phony "shaman" photo op she hoped to trick the media with recently failed miserably, and only made her look even more disingenuous and narcissistic to the public.

Despite her claims of a "reformed psyche," this self-absorbed exhibitionist smokes and drinks like a fish while she persists in selling herself and the Hilton name to drunken crowds in clubs/casinos, gyrating and yelling profanities such as, "I want to f__k you all." During interviews, Ms. Hilton continues to project the IQ, sincerity and global awareness of a black hole. Her shallow "business ventures" consist of leasing her Hilton name to manufacturers who produce perfume and clothing she has neither created nor designed. She also whored out her name to a product called champaigne in a can which reportedly has only sold three six packs and two of them were mistakenly bought as beer by a drunk wino which promptly returned one for his money back.

Because her movies bombed, this 27 year-old star-wanabee and media hound is now badgering the public for money and attention by trying to get them to believe that she is manipulating girls into appearing on a reality show that is based on the absurd premise that she is "tired of the haters and is looking for a friend."

No wonder she is the most disrespected celebutard out there.

Her sister Nicky is hated just as much............Go away Hiton Whores


Posted at 7:46PM on Mar 16th 2008 by Any news about Paris, Baron or Nicky SUCKS

8. What is the lastest on Amy Sedaris' breast cancer situation?

Posted at 12:54PM on Mar 17th 2008 by June Smith

9. not her fan

Posted at 3:22PM on Apr 5th 2008 by fox