Celebrity Justice
Brit's Lawyers -- Oh the Irony!

So we just read the order forcing Britney to pay $375,000 for K-Daddy's legal bill. Here's what jumped out at us.
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In the order issued by Commish Scott Gordon, he notes that disso queen Laura Wasser charged Brit $164,972 in legal fees. Remember, Wasser handled the case for 10 months. She's the one who handled the divorce and fought for joint custody and dealt with Brit during the meltdown.

After Wasser quit, Brit hired Trope and Trope to rep her. On Trope's watch, Brit lost custody and visitation. Their bill for five months? $685,985.22 (the 22 cents is a killer). In fairness, Brit's craziness made it impossible for the Commish to do anything but strip her of custody. But seriously, $685,985.22???!!!

So what did Shakespeare say again?

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16. Both the American Bar Association and the California Bar Association are no better than the Mafia. Why do you suppose some lawyers become journalists?

Posted at 2:43PM on Mar 17th 2008 by Camille Hill

17. No wonder she's not allowed to hire her own representation right now ... doesn't even care enough to see that she was being swindled for mediocre representation that was just after her money


16.5 grand per month for Wasser
137.2 grand per month for Trope and Trope - alot of good it did

Posted at 2:40PM on Mar 17th 2008 by Crazyisascrazydoes

18. Well, let this be yet another reminder that the only "winners" in divorce civil actions are the Attorneys . What a total waste of money for such frivilous matters. It would behoove them to work out their differences out of Court and save the extra money for their kids.... really! Of course, their Attorneys aren't going to encourage that!

Posted at 2:41PM on Mar 17th 2008 by Smart1

19. Stupid is as stupid does....to quote Forrest Gump! haahahaaa cannot look at this person and think a serious thought; she won't why should we?

Posted at 2:43PM on Mar 17th 2008 by carpediem

20. Why is Laura Wasser always called "disso queen" on TMZ??? What does it mean?

Posted at 2:44PM on Mar 17th 2008 by Kev

21. Divorce/dissolution queen. I think.

Posted at 2:57PM on Mar 17th 2008 by Sigh.

22. britney should challenge this legal bill . kaplan (k fed lawyer) has been defaming britney(via: sands) and demanding that she pay his legal bills , which should be illegal.
Also investigate sands,sam,adnan for exploiting & endangering britney.

Posted at 2:57PM on Mar 17th 2008 by Do Not Pay

23. The fees still go back to Britney's repeated definance of the entire Court system and uncooperative attitude. Hopefully, Britney will "cooperate" in the future regarding the legal system and save having to pay added expenses. Bella

Posted at 3:00PM on Mar 17th 2008 by Bella

24. HELL YES! I am soooo going to law school!

Posted at 3:07PM on Mar 17th 2008 by X

25. Laura Wasser - disso queen....

I'll take a stab at what it means, though I don't know for sure that this is correct: She dissolves marriages.

Is that it?

PS - I wish that people would get off their butts and read, write, and speak REAL English, and ceasing using those stupid acronyms and abbreviations that only some seem to understand.


Posted at 3:01PM on Mar 17th 2008 by ParisNauseatesMe

26. Oh, and for everyone saying that this isn't fair...GUESS WHAT? A PERSON CAN KEEP TRACK OF THEIR LEGAL BILL, AND KNOWS WHAT THEY ARE GOING TO BE CHARGED! If she didn't like it, she could get a new lawyer or none at all. She chose them, she pays them.

LASTLY, her music is such a rip off of Madonna that she doesn't even DESERVE her money anyway! So THERE!

Posted at 4:22PM on Mar 17th 2008 by Future Lawyer

27.
A warning to both men and women:

Be very careful of who you marry. If you're very wealthy, be extra careful. Make sure your feelings are just not lust. If, after time, the two of you have grown apart ... try to work out the division of the martial assets with a divorce mediator before taking it to court. It will save everyone involved a lot of time and money.

To: Kev

Laura Wasser is called a disso queen because a divorce is also called a dissolution of marriage. She is a highly competent divorce attorney.

Posted at 3:08PM on Mar 17th 2008 by DIANE T

28. So many nights, I'd sit by my window,
Waiting for someone to sing me her song.
So many dreams, I kept deep inside me,
Alone in the dark, but now you've come along.

And you light up my life,
You give me hope, to carry on.
You light up my days
And fill my nights with song.

Rollin' at sea, adrift on the waters
Could it be finally, I'm turning for home
Finally a chance to say, "Hey, I Love You"
Never again to be all alone.

And you light up my life,
You give me hope, to carry on.
You light up my days
And fill my nights with song.

You, you light up my life
You give me hope to carry on
You light up my days
And fill my nights with song
It can't be wrong, when it feels so right

Cause you, you light up my life

Posted at 3:54PM on Mar 17th 2008 by Rocking Chair Scare

29. From the play, "King Henry VI", the quote was ,"...the first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers." How utterly morbid, is it not ? Shakespeare did not trust the lawyers, either. Let's face it, Trope and Trope have overestimated their abilities to persuade the court, and their general legal abilities. They have vastly overcharged, as far as I can see, and I am only going by what has been reported. Britney may have been a difficult client, but should she have been punished for having a nervous breakdown ?

Posted at 3:12PM on Mar 17th 2008 by Barrister Barnaby Jones

30. PS - I wish that people would get off their butts and read, write, and speak REAL English, and ceasing using those stupid acronyms and abbreviations that only some seem to understand.


Posted at 3:01PM on Mar 17th 2008 by ParisNauseatesMe

Your the only one complaining so obviously you can't comprehend what a person is saying...Get off YOUR butt and the PC for a "day".

Posted at 3:15PM on Mar 17th 2008 by MVV

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