Madonna & Guy Are Not Divorcing, Bitches!

Mr. & Mrs. Madonna are not breaking up!
Madonna and Guy Ritchie
With reports that the Material middle-ager and Guy Ritchie -- her husband of over seven years -- were on the outs, Madge's longtime rep Liz Rosenberg issued a statement saying, "I am delighted to confirm that Mr. and Mrs. Guy Ritchie remain happily married."

Rumors of their divorce began to swirl after Guy failed to show up alongside Madonna at her Malawi benefit last month and her induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame last week. The nerve! According to Rosenberg, Madonna was in NYC doing promotion for her upcoming album, while Guy was in England finishing a Nike commercial and his new flop film.

Guy may be busy, but when your pop icon wife gets inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame -- you take a vacation day!

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16. Stick in fork in them...they're done. These press release are always the death knell.

Posted at 7:01PM on Mar 17th 2008 by Stevo

17. who cares! I care more that she always has black roots COLOR them Madonna it looks trashy!!!

Posted at 6:51PM on Mar 17th 2008 by No Roots Please

18. FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 6:54PM on Mar 17th 2008 by hullabulla

19. FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HULLA BULLA

Posted at 6:56PM on Mar 17th 2008 by hulla bulla man

20. Madge is going to retain full custody of the marital penis after the divorce

Posted at 7:11PM on Mar 17th 2008 by BigTicket

21. This is OLD and INCORRECT news. They are merely waitng until the drop of her new album before they announce the split. Get with it TMZ!!

Posted at 7:09PM on Mar 17th 2008 by momofcnmc

22. He is probably sick of living with a man! One of them will file within the next 6 months!

Posted at 7:13PM on Mar 17th 2008 by Dallas

23. #7 - I agree about both the metaphors and Granny Esther Kabbollocks. I'm surprised that she's stayed in a marriage for this long.

Posted at 7:15PM on Mar 17th 2008 by Mean Girl

24. heres a chick thats made fame n fortune playing the hethen girl, I'v always thought it would be cool to meet her,but my wife says not this girl. oh well.

Posted at 7:18PM on Mar 17th 2008 by Robert

25. The Swayze post, that showed him smoking a cigarette, looked like the cigarette was (badly) photoshopped in. I had seen this pic on other sites a few days ago, and the photo wasn't blurred, so it looked ever more amateurishly photoshopped.

I guess TMZ realized, not only was the photo in bad taste, but it was FAKE and in bad taste. How about a retraction, if this is the case TMZ. This photo is floating around out there. Why not clear up the issue and tell the public what they want to know.

Posted at 7:30PM on Mar 17th 2008 by redsongia

26. this old bitch sucks!

Posted at 7:36PM on Mar 17th 2008 by honeyb.

27. Robert, your wife has good judgement. haha..

Posted at 7:38PM on Mar 17th 2008 by Kelli

28. yes kelli she keeps my heathen ass in line, I love her very much and wouldn't trade her for a dozen fine little heath chicks. although her b day is on the 28th and I don't know what to get her.

Posted at 7:49PM on Mar 17th 2008 by Robert

29. LOL, Let me ponder that and I will try and help you out. Sounds like a nice lady you have.

A day at the spa perhaps?

Posted at 8:00PM on Mar 17th 2008 by Kelli

30. maybe a weekend or so, not bad, thank you kelli !!!

Posted at 8:05PM on Mar 17th 2008 by Robert

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